Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jul 27, 2012 7:22:16 am PDT #17885 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

May everyone find all the spoons they need today!
I will take a handfull of those. It's big push moving day. I'm real close to being ready. Ran a final load in the old dishwasher. Still finding places for the little stuff. Just hope nobody gets angry, because stress is high, and I'm not in the mood for bullshit.

(((steph)))

(((erin))) Sorry to hear work drove ya to crying. Hope it gets better from here. Positive attitude moving forward. Don't let the buzzard keep ya down.

OK, Habitat for Humanity is on the way to pick up the fridge and my old corner desk.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 27, 2012 7:25:57 am PDT #17886 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

So, the Indian engagement party I went to on Sunday for one of Tom's co-workers has been called off. By her (the co-worker). Apparently her fiance annoyed her so much in the 6 days he was here from Chicago that she realized she couldn't spend the rest of her life with him. It was a traditional arranged marriage thing. His family is PISSED. (understandably so, I suppose.)


Strix - Jul 27, 2012 7:27:50 am PDT #17887 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Did you get better vibes off New Dentist, Steph?


omnis_audis - Jul 27, 2012 7:37:08 am PDT #17888 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Soon, my internet access will be limited to iPhone for a few days. Today is pack it all up and move to new place. And the internet/cable guy doesn't show up at new place until Sunday afternoon. ::whimper:: How will I survive?


Zenkitty - Jul 27, 2012 7:44:13 am PDT #17889 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Be strong, omnis! I've heard that humans survived without the Internet for *months at a time* in the ancient past! Build a fire and cook some meat over it, that'll help get you in the primitive mindset.


Dana - Jul 27, 2012 7:59:22 am PDT #17890 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Husband's mother called this morning at 7:45 to see if he'd looked at a website she sent him yesterday.


Typo Boy - Jul 27, 2012 8:39:50 am PDT #17891 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I guess telling her to back the fuck off would be bad familial relations.


sj - Jul 27, 2012 8:58:21 am PDT #17892 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Tons of calm~ma and spoons~ma to all who need them, with an extra dose of don't kill your mother-in-law ~ma to Dana.

I spent the last hour or so trying to find the spats store I found on Portobello Road when I was in the UK. They're great for covering up my leg braces when I'm dressed up. I had no idea they were also called gaiters, and when I figured that out I finally found an online store that sells the ones from the Portobello shop. Anyway, after all the time it took me to find them, I thought I would share the link here in case anyone else was interested.


Zenkitty - Jul 27, 2012 9:30:16 am PDT #17893 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

sj, those are really cute!


Hil R. - Jul 27, 2012 9:52:15 am PDT #17894 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

You know how you're not supposed to text and drive? I just saw someone having an ASL video chat while driving. Holding the phone in one hand, signing with the other, so NO hands on the wheel.