You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amyth - Oct 27, 2011 7:13:35 am PDT #1767 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Yikes, smonster. You need a do-over for today.

Many condolences for you, your DH, and his family, Sox.


smonster - Oct 27, 2011 7:27:05 am PDT #1768 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aaand I just had a potential client ask me and my coworker "You wanna get plucked, girl?". No sir, I do not.


smonster - Oct 27, 2011 7:28:13 am PDT #1769 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

(There were chicken plucking machines in the basement.)


hippocampus - Oct 27, 2011 7:31:23 am PDT #1770 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Thanks, everyone.


amyth - Oct 27, 2011 7:35:11 am PDT #1771 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

"You wanna get plucked, girl?"

So creepy.


Maria - Oct 27, 2011 7:36:18 am PDT #1772 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Sox, I am so sorry. Please give T my and R's condolences. If there is anything that we can do, please let us know.


JZ - Oct 27, 2011 7:42:23 am PDT #1773 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Eeeuw and eeeuw, smonster.

Many good thoughts to Sox's DH. I'm glad his grandmother was ready, and I hope it was as easeful as possible. One day long ago my 90-something-year-old great-grandmother confided to my mom that all her best friends were gone and she'd just finished a craft project and gotten a good haircut and had one nice dress left so she guessed she was all ready to go, and died in her sleep two days later.

I want to decorate cookies and drink wine with juliana! Please?


Fred Pete - Oct 27, 2011 7:42:37 am PDT #1774 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

(There were chicken plucking machines in the basement.)

Either way, egad.


§ ita § - Oct 27, 2011 8:03:14 am PDT #1775 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd love to know when it's a good time to go. As opposed to hurting so much that going is preferable to anything else, you know?


hippocampus - Oct 27, 2011 8:06:05 am PDT #1776 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Maria, will do. We're trying to sort travel stuff now. I think everyone's doing ok, and is grateful she had a long life and that she got to know her great-grandkids, and they, her.

Cookie decorating sounds awesome. Chicken plucking machines, NSM.