Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Oct 27, 2011 7:27:05 am PDT #1768 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aaand I just had a potential client ask me and my coworker "You wanna get plucked, girl?". No sir, I do not.


smonster - Oct 27, 2011 7:28:13 am PDT #1769 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

(There were chicken plucking machines in the basement.)


hippocampus - Oct 27, 2011 7:31:23 am PDT #1770 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Thanks, everyone.


amyth - Oct 27, 2011 7:35:11 am PDT #1771 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

"You wanna get plucked, girl?"

So creepy.


Maria - Oct 27, 2011 7:36:18 am PDT #1772 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Sox, I am so sorry. Please give T my and R's condolences. If there is anything that we can do, please let us know.


JZ - Oct 27, 2011 7:42:23 am PDT #1773 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Eeeuw and eeeuw, smonster.

Many good thoughts to Sox's DH. I'm glad his grandmother was ready, and I hope it was as easeful as possible. One day long ago my 90-something-year-old great-grandmother confided to my mom that all her best friends were gone and she'd just finished a craft project and gotten a good haircut and had one nice dress left so she guessed she was all ready to go, and died in her sleep two days later.

I want to decorate cookies and drink wine with juliana! Please?


Fred Pete - Oct 27, 2011 7:42:37 am PDT #1774 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

(There were chicken plucking machines in the basement.)

Either way, egad.


§ ita § - Oct 27, 2011 8:03:14 am PDT #1775 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd love to know when it's a good time to go. As opposed to hurting so much that going is preferable to anything else, you know?


hippocampus - Oct 27, 2011 8:06:05 am PDT #1776 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Maria, will do. We're trying to sort travel stuff now. I think everyone's doing ok, and is grateful she had a long life and that she got to know her great-grandkids, and they, her.

Cookie decorating sounds awesome. Chicken plucking machines, NSM.


hippocampus - Oct 27, 2011 8:22:30 am PDT #1777 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

From DH, when I passed on messages: "Thank you all. Brought tears to my eyes."