And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 08, 2012 11:07:08 am PDT #16637 of 30001
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I love the mental image of a fur-clad trapper carefully concealing his snares to capture the wily nerve.

I'm fairly sure that's how my joints go about it. Stealthily.


Steph L. - Jul 08, 2012 11:07:44 am PDT #16638 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

This is just weird because I don't can't identify anything that's dramatically changed to have brought this on.

You're getting old, son. You ever read Dark Knight Returns? Tingling hands were the least of Batman's problems.

Okay, seriously, you can have bilateral pinched nerves, and general inflammation can be bilateral.

And stress can have totally fucked-up effects on the human body.

PC, remember us fondly as you begin your career as a superhero with your brand new powers.

There's a giant vaguely lizard-shaped creature in my backyard. Can you swing by? (Get it? SWING by? I AM HILARIOUS.)

Totally unrelatedly, Trader Joe's has a goat-cheese gouda made with honey that is so good I might eat about 10,000 pounds of it. Also, quinoa fruit salad is awesome.


DavidS - Jul 08, 2012 11:14:36 am PDT #16639 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Totally unrelatedly, Trader Joe's has a goat-cheese gouda made with honey that is so good I might eat about 10,000 pounds of it. Also, quinoa fruit salad is awesome.

Our latest TJ's obsession is Island Soyaki, a kind of marinade they were using on sample meatballs in-store. Sooo addictive. It's got soy sauce, pineapple juice, garlic, ginger and sesame seeds.

It's so good on meats.


sj - Jul 08, 2012 11:24:58 am PDT #16640 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I just booked our flight to Colorado for August. All the Colorado-istas are mine! My cousin thinks I'm going out there for his wedding.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 08, 2012 11:30:35 am PDT #16641 of 30001
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

You're never going to believe this, but we've just found Merlin. He's hanging out in next door's garden. He's clearly hanging around and eating the food in the evening. Thank God he hasn't gone too far.


smonster - Jul 08, 2012 11:30:38 am PDT #16642 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

::weeps the weep of the TJ-less::

YAY MERLIN YAY!!! That is fantastic news.

Nora, if you're lurking (go read! Engage in indoor shenanigans!) I am hanging with the boys. Marley is sitting on the kitchen table and contemplating my face. And now he's jumping down.

Why is the weekend always gone?


Scrappy - Jul 08, 2012 11:32:19 am PDT #16643 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yay, Merlin! Stick around, Kitty!


DebetEsse - Jul 08, 2012 11:32:36 am PDT #16644 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

smonster's weeps are mine.

Huzzah for finding Merlin-cat!


sj - Jul 08, 2012 11:33:26 am PDT #16645 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The power of the buffista ~ma strikes again. Yay, merlin! Are you able to get him back in the house, or are you going to let him continue to hang out outside?


amych - Jul 08, 2012 11:33:37 am PDT #16646 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You're never going to believe this, but we've just found Merlin.

YAY Merlin! Now, please be a good cat and stick around the general neighbo(u)rhood, hmmm?