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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Aims - Jun 28, 2012 1:27:05 am PDT #16008 of 30001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jeebys, Vortex! Hope you had a restful night and are feeling .. okay this morning. I'm sure you are sore and probably a little stiff. Hopefully you can stay home today and rest.

Cash - that is so awesome about your mom's prognosis!

Steph - I am sorry about the tooth. If they don't have a laser tooth available, do they have one that is also an mp3 player? That would be sweet.

ION - I do not know why I am up at 6:30 am. I've been up for a half hour, even. Maybe I'll get some laundry done and water my lawn before the heat advisory kicks in at noon. I also have to finish painting my bathroom.

amyth - Jun 28, 2012 2:15:50 am PDT #16009 of 30001

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Vortex, I'm so glad you're all right!!

smonster - Jun 28, 2012 3:02:45 am PDT #16010 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Biyi: "Bloody Irish peasant!"

Ahahahaha.

The claw broke off, or he bit it off. So I'm just going to watch it for infection. And get the other claws trimmed Saturday.

Rick - Jun 28, 2012 3:30:14 am PDT #16011 of 30001

"Bloody Irish peasant!"

Scandinavian immigrants to the midwest were ridiculed by locals for passing up the abundant beef for overpriced dried fish and yellow potatos. Their kids mostly got over it and turned to steak. So did the increasingly wealthy Scandinavians back in the old country.

A couple of years ago I was in Oslo for a dissertation defense, and the committee was taken to a very nice resturant by way of appreciation. One of the specials was a retro-chic traditional Norwegian meal of reconstituted cod, what passes for local vegetables, and boiled heirloom potatos. As a kid, we called that meal "Sunday dinner," but to the locals it was both exotic and patriotic at the same time. The price was a mere $212.

I went with the steak.

flea - Jun 28, 2012 3:33:05 am PDT #16012 of 30001

information libertarian

There may be no sadder words in the English language than "reconstituted cod."

Tom Scola - Jun 28, 2012 3:38:15 am PDT #16013 of 30001

hwæt

Especially since “gefilte” is so fun to say.

Fred Pete - Jun 28, 2012 4:37:08 am PDT #16014 of 30001

Ann, that's a ferret.

Take care of yourself, Vortex. At the least, treat the psychic shock. And RIP, little car.

DavidS - Jun 28, 2012 4:37:26 am PDT #16015 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I praise the company of Saab and their Vortex saving ways.

My college roommate's sister was killed when she was t-boned in an intersection. Nice to know some carmakers were obsessed with saving the humans inside them.

I would rather eat lamb than reconstituted cod.

Steph L. - Jun 28, 2012 4:38:59 am PDT #16016 of 30001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hey, Happy Birthday, David! May there be no reconstituted cod at all.

billytea - Jun 28, 2012 4:50:19 am PDT #16017 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I would rather eat lamb than reconstituted cod.

I will go on record as saying that both the lamb and the potatoes were delicious. (As were the pumpkin and sweet potato.) Ryan enjoyed the lamb too. My son!

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