We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sue - Jun 26, 2012 6:34:55 pm PDT #15892 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I have also known cats to croon when they have prey or toys in their mouth. I'm not sure if it is a "come and get it" or a "look what I have and I'm not sharing".

My cat Pico would kill his favourite toy every night in the middle of the night, and felt the need to tell me about it by meowing urgently until I got up and congratulated him. Once I figured it out, there were a lot of half asleep, "Oh what a brave kitty" speeches from my bed.


amych - Jun 26, 2012 6:37:54 pm PDT #15893 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

they're taking sonar measurements for size, in case the mothership needs a landing spot.

This is exactly what it is. I mean, no actual scientific evidence here, but I have decided that it sounds awfully cool and is therefore plausible.


erikaj - Jun 26, 2012 6:38:07 pm PDT #15894 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Rocky does it coming out of the litterbox. it's weird, but since he used to be a biter and hasn't bitten for a while, I don't complain, and it seems that he meows more in general...kind of a "Use your words," thing. Should have named him "Belker" maybe, Ginger.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 26, 2012 6:42:08 pm PDT #15895 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

If it makes you feel any better, smonster, we paid like $35 for a duck at the farmers market last month and had it go bad on us.

I am sorry about the overages and cat traumas, too!


Liese S. - Jun 26, 2012 6:53:07 pm PDT #15896 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

WTF, Steph, that's weird! But yeah, it will probably not be an issue at all, but I'm still glad you know ahead of time.

What a big boy, Glam! I can't believe the time has passed.

We had a super nice evening out with our longtime friends. Old friends are good friends. Of course, we spent too long out there breaking in their new patio, but it was worth it, even though I'll be tired tomorrow.


askye - Jun 26, 2012 6:56:07 pm PDT #15897 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Anna used to drag socks around, meowing while she had them in her mouth. It was more like merfing sound the way it worked out. But she would find the socks and move them to where I had been.

Penny gets in the window and sees something and makes these soft little cooing or chattery noises. They sound adorable and cute but I know it translates to something like "prey I'm going to eat you. I'm going to kill you. nom nom nom"

Dean has a tendency to walk over me at night. Maybe he's checking on me, but he walks over me a few times and it's annoying.

And both of them have to run if there's anyone in the bathroom. I don't know what it is, but they both come running and mill about and then run off.


WindSparrow - Jun 26, 2012 7:02:20 pm PDT #15898 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

GC, where did that big boy come from? All of a sudden Shane's face is so defined, so not maleable baby face.


omnis_audis - Jun 26, 2012 7:42:12 pm PDT #15899 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

t Whine

Did too much lifting/moving things at work. Forarms and legs are tired. Need to do lifting/moving things at home for packing. Ow. Don't wanna. Blargh. Where are my house elves! I promise to give them clothing if they promise to help me around the house.

t /whine


Liese S. - Jun 26, 2012 7:45:58 pm PDT #15900 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh man, I just heard one of my former students just got out of the hospital: he had gone next door to his partying neighbors to tell them to keep it down (he and his wife, another former student, have a young baby). As he was turning to leave, four guys jumped him and beat him with a 2x4 and stabbed him 9 times. But he survived: none of the stabs hit an organ. So scary.


DavidS - Jun 26, 2012 7:52:06 pm PDT #15901 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

he had gone next door to his partying neighbors to tell them to keep it down (he and his wife, another former student, have a young baby). As he was turning to leave, four guys jumped him and beat him with a 2x4 and stabbed him 9 times. But he survived: none of the stabs hit an organ. So scary.

Fuck. Next time just call the cops on them, okay?

That's crazy cakes. Will those guys be prosecuted for attacking him?