It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Jun 26, 2012 11:33:23 am PDT #15859 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Dashing to the end...I swear I will go back and read the 150 posts I skipped...to say, every vet visit should be like this.


askye - Jun 26, 2012 11:48:03 am PDT #15860 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

So my therapist is leaving the practice and so we have 2 more sessions and she's finding me another therapist to see in the practice.

I knew this wasn't going to be a long term thing but she is a good therapist. I hope that the new one and I work well together.


omnis_audis - Jun 26, 2012 11:51:40 am PDT #15861 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

So many hooops to jump through! I have to get condo insurance before the underwriter will sign off on the loan. Insurance company needs to know when I will take ownership, to start the policy effective date. Bank doesn't know when they will be ready for closing until they have underwriter approval. Is anyone else sensing a loop here? Yes, it's all being worked out. Just batshit crazy, I tell you what.


Connie Neil - Jun 26, 2012 11:52:04 am PDT #15862 of 30001
brillig

And they wonder why home ownership is down.


Ginger - Jun 26, 2012 11:53:33 am PDT #15863 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

All of my closings have been giant clusterfucks. The next step is usually an obscure document they need immediately.


omnis_audis - Jun 26, 2012 12:03:17 pm PDT #15864 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

that's the same as the last 3 steps.


amych - Jun 26, 2012 12:18:53 pm PDT #15865 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

that's the same as the last 3 steps.

Sadly, it's the same as every step until they decide they're done with you. You'll make it, but it can be a slog to get there, no joke.


erikaj - Jun 26, 2012 2:42:04 pm PDT #15866 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

mine was fairly simple, still stressy though.


Glamcookie - Jun 26, 2012 2:45:42 pm PDT #15867 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

When did my little baby become this big boy??? [link]


billytea - Jun 26, 2012 2:46:45 pm PDT #15868 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

When did my little baby become this big boy???

Whoa. That's -- So, did he enjoy his time in Quortoth?