No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Jun 23, 2012 6:13:31 am PDT #15718 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What are people doing this weekend?

My sister is coming to visit, so I expect I'll be painting a room or two.


JZ - Jun 23, 2012 7:05:55 am PDT #15719 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Brave 3D in a little bit; tomorrow, church and brunch and more movies; throughout, dishes and cleaning.

Happy Teppyday! We're all very glad you were born.

Completely unrelated to anything else, cupcake Goth Minnie Mouse ears. This is a thing in the world; I totally never even imagined.


Steph L. - Jun 23, 2012 7:07:09 am PDT #15720 of 30001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

What are people doing this weekend?

Birthday birthday birthday!

Actually, I'm not doing a ton of stuff. I went to see Avengers yesterday as a pre-birthday thing (although I would have seen it even if it were months away from my birthday). Tim and I are going out for sushi tonight and then meeting friends at our favorite gay-friendly bar (I have a hard time describing it to people -- it's not Gay! Bar! Gay people only!; it's basically a neighborhood bar over in Northern Kentucky -- like your basic corner bar with a pool table and a patio and occasionally a band, but it's got the Pride flag out front and just has kind of a funky, everyone-is-welcome-here [except bigots] vibe).

Also, the Ulta store has a brow bar and people who belong to their frequent shopper club (or whatever it's called) get a free brow wax on their birthday, which I desperately need. So I am going to drive all the way up to where my office is, just to get my brows wrangled. Because -- free!

Tomorrow, I really have to get a new cell phone. Mine has been on life support for 6 months at least.

Happy Birthday, Teppy!

Happy Teppyday! We're all very glad you were born.

Thank you! It's nice when one's birthday falls on a weekend.


Anne W. - Jun 23, 2012 7:16:19 am PDT #15721 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Happy birthday, Teppy!


Burrell - Jun 23, 2012 7:21:35 am PDT #15722 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, Steph! Sounds like a fun one.

when I'm talking about instincts, I mean WRT to chemistry or physical attraction or what have you.

I have come to think of that as pheromones, not instinct. Good guide to attraction, not nearly so accurate at identifying a workable relationship.


meara - Jun 23, 2012 7:31:50 am PDT #15723 of 30001

I have learned time and again that I SHOULD trust my instincts, they are right...but the problem is, so often I don't WANT them to be right, and so I tell myself I'm wrong...

Had a terrible headache last night, napped and took painkiller and still had it. But by god, it's PRIDE this weekend, so I had to hit up the bar for dancing! So I went, thinking maybe I wouldn't dance, and maybe a drink would help the headache. And while the drink(s!) didn't really do much for the headache, they did a bit, and I danced some with friends and with someone who was visiting from out of town....AND, MysteryGirl was there! And I started talking to her, and while she didn't remember my name or anything, she definitely remembered me and we chatted and chatted...and eventually she went and I thought she was getting another drink, but she said she was closing her tab, and I was like "so does that mean we're not going to make out?" and she was like "Um, you wanna make out?" and I was all "Um, yes". So we did. :)


Zenkitty - Jun 23, 2012 7:37:54 am PDT #15724 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy birthday, Steph! Enjoy your weekend!

Yay for making out, meara!

Sister bailed on visit. Anyone want to bet on whether my lazy ass will paint a room anyway? I'm betting no.

But I just cleaned out the four white vase-things that sit on my kitchen counter as catch-alls. They've been catching all for years. So that counts as progress. I found 37-cent stamps!


Nora Deirdre - Jun 23, 2012 7:40:07 am PDT #15725 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Happy birthday, Teppy! This weekend-I dunno, it's hot, I feel very languid and lounge-y. Tomorrow we'll go downtown to the French Market to see a preeminent tiki master who has just relocated to New Orleans to open a tiki bar- Jeff "Beachbum" Berry.


Polter-Cow - Jun 23, 2012 7:47:16 am PDT #15726 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Cersei and Jaime!

I understood that reference!

Pix, I'm so glad your friend is okay. I still think about the time I think I was almost mugged in Hollywood (in the bathroom of the Jack in the Box across the street from Amoeba), and it was terrifying.


Scrappy - Jun 23, 2012 7:51:43 am PDT #15727 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Happy birthday to a funny, articulate, wise and wonderfully non-vanilla Buffista!