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Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Jun 18, 2012 8:32:11 am PDT #15372 of 30001
brillig

Chiropractors are good as far as they go, but I distrust them when they start saying that they can cure my diabetes and such.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2012 8:36:24 am PDT #15373 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Chiropractors are good as far as they go, but I distrust them when they start saying that they can cure my diabetes and such.

Yes, indeed. There's a decent amount of evidence that spinal manipulation is -- in general -- about as good as physical therapy or other noninvasive methods of treating back pain. Not a magic cure for everyone, and it might not alleviate all the pain, but a worthwhile treatment option -- for spine-related shit, and nothing else. I do not get chiropractors who are all "I can cure your allergies!" Are you God, dude? Because I think that's pretty much the only way it's happening. (Chiropractors of Lourdes, Inc.)


smonster - Jun 18, 2012 8:36:44 am PDT #15374 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think I may look for someone who does both chiropractic and massage. Found someone who treats ironman athletes as a specialty, may give him a try.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2012 8:37:48 am PDT #15375 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Found someone who treats ironman athletes as a specialty

I would expect someone who treats ironman athletes to be able to deal with chronic bastard-laden pain*.

*(That's a real medical term. You can trust me; I'm an editor and IN NO WAY A CRACKPOT, especially one who makes up words and phrases when she's avoiding editing an article on blood disorders.)


smonster - Jun 18, 2012 8:47:29 am PDT #15376 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

AND he's in network!! Woo fuckin HOO. I think I'll call right now, because I'm having trouble focusing on work and I think it's triggering a panic attack. This despite having stretched last night, done a few squats, and taken half a Flexeril before bed.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2012 8:52:14 am PDT #15377 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

This despite having stretched last night, done a few squats, and taken half a Flexeril before bed.

Hey, we are as one, except for the whole I-edit-you-do-awesome-carpentry thing. I have been stretching the hell out of every relevant part, lying on the heating pad, and taking flexiril (which has become as effective -- though not as tasty -- as Skittles at relaxing my muscles).


smonster - Jun 18, 2012 9:01:19 am PDT #15378 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dammit. He's on vacation this week so I have to wait until the 29th. Maybe I'll go see someine else in the interim.


Zenkitty - Jun 18, 2012 9:01:46 am PDT #15379 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Do it, smonster! Then you can encourage me to do the same, because my back and hip pain is not getting any better either.


brenda m - Jun 18, 2012 9:26:29 am PDT #15380 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Someone around here drowned in an Iron Man competition this weekend. Sad.


smonster - Jun 18, 2012 9:41:31 am PDT #15381 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And THAT is why I don't exercise.

...not really, I'm just lazy.

Scuse my whinge - this fucking sucks. I feel like I can't breathe because the muscles along my ribs on my left side are clenching, and I just hurt. I do not need to be missing hours right now.