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Willow ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jun 15, 2012 11:24:31 pm PDT #15313 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

This is really strange reading. Not boring, but not interesting. I wonder, if I didn't have a coke, would it put me to sleep?

I am on page 27 of 72. So far, it looks like I can't replace the windows without permission. Can't have birds or reptile pets, but can have cat or dog. Curious, it doesn't list size limitations, as many apartments do. It just says, can't breed them, or have "unreasonable quantity", which made me wonder, who determines what is reasonable? It does say I can have a BBQ on my porch, but it has to be approved by the association. And so far, the only flooring limitation, is that there has to be adequate sound dampening when installing new flooring. Which made me ask, what is adequate? Also, since below me is garage, do I need to follow? This will slow installation.

45 pages to go. Woo hoo?


le nubian - Jun 16, 2012 2:33:03 am PDT #15314 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I have blinds in one window that I got from Lowe's and they are white on the outside and a cream/brown on the inside.


Strix - Jun 16, 2012 6:11:50 am PDT #15315 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You can only have white curtains or blinds? Really?


le nubian - Jun 16, 2012 6:14:26 am PDT #15316 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I live in HOA.

It is okay, but since (already established on these boards), that I have decorating deficits WRT decorating, it is probably okay for me.


Ginger - Jun 16, 2012 6:18:38 am PDT #15317 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You can only have white curtains or blinds?

That's pretty common, because they want a uniform look from the outside. You can always put drapes in front of their ugly-ass vertical blinds.


Strix - Jun 16, 2012 7:03:59 am PDT #15318 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

HOA -- Home Pwners Association?

(Heh -- leaving THAT typo in!)


Hil R. - Jun 16, 2012 7:38:43 am PDT #15319 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

You can only have white curtains or blinds?

Most companies that make blinds now make them white on the outside and colored on the inside, because so many places have this rule. My mom got that kind of blinds for all the windows when she got the outside of the house repainted, because she thought it looked better if the windows all looked the same from the outside.


Ginger - Jun 16, 2012 7:43:16 am PDT #15320 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My mother thinks that too. I think that I look at my house mostly from the inside.


omnis_audis - Jun 16, 2012 9:32:01 am PDT #15321 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Well I plowed through the whole document, and didn't see any mention of window or door stuff. So, will ask to be sure.


omnis_audis - Jun 16, 2012 9:47:16 am PDT #15322 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

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