Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Oct 22, 2011 6:08:37 am PDT #1476 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That costume is... really something.

Amazing what 12 hours of sleep will do. Last night I was literally stumbling around getting ready for bed muttering, "It will be better after I sleep, it will be better after I sleep."


JZ - Oct 22, 2011 6:53:03 am PDT #1477 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Matilda update:

This morning she wanted to snuzzle in bed and play mommy-and-baby, a game which consists of her being an exceptionally sweet and patient mom while I recite the baby lines she feeds me (usually fractious and cranky).

Matilda: Baby, I'm going on a vacation today! Now you say, "Can I go with you?"

Me: Can I go with you?

Matilda: Yes, you can!

Me: Yay! Where are we going?

Matilda [ponders a moment, then her eyes go so wide and shining I think she's going to say "Neverland"] We're going to... OHIO!

Me: ...Ohio?

Matilda: Yes, Ohio! Where they're always doing the hula dances. But you have to be gentle with the Ohio people, and don't bonk into them while they're doing their hula dances.


Ginger - Oct 22, 2011 7:19:43 am PDT #1478 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Teppy is out looking for hula dancers right now.


Typo Boy - Oct 22, 2011 7:27:47 am PDT #1479 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Making a vaguely Southwest casserole - ground turkey, zucchini, corn, onions, sweet pepper, chili powder, salsa, tomatoes. I have some unsweetened dark cocoa powder. I like mole sauces, but adding cocoa powder to a casserole is not the same thing. I have a feeling it might be a plus. Opinions?


Ginger - Oct 22, 2011 7:33:14 am PDT #1480 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A small amount, like a tablespoon, can add some depth.


brenda m - Oct 22, 2011 7:34:22 am PDT #1481 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I say yes, but I would probably sautee it with thevonions and stuff if you havent already passed that step.


Steph L. - Oct 22, 2011 7:34:32 am PDT #1482 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

But you have to be gentle with the Ohio people, and don't bonk into them while they're doing their hula dances.

It's true. Our dance is totally fucked up when people bonk into us.


billytea - Oct 22, 2011 7:37:34 am PDT #1483 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Matilda: Yes, Ohio! Where they're always doing the hula dances. But you have to be gentle with the Ohio people, and don't bonk into them while they're doing their hula dances.

That is fantastic. I love kiddie logic.


meara - Oct 22, 2011 1:21:03 pm PDT #1484 of 30001

I am in Ohio with a lot of drag kings, and some belly dancers, but I don't think theres any hula dancers...


brenda m - Oct 22, 2011 2:26:29 pm PDT #1485 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Bonk them and see.