Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Oct 22, 2011 7:33:14 am PDT #1480 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A small amount, like a tablespoon, can add some depth.


brenda m - Oct 22, 2011 7:34:22 am PDT #1481 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I say yes, but I would probably sautee it with thevonions and stuff if you havent already passed that step.


Steph L. - Oct 22, 2011 7:34:32 am PDT #1482 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

But you have to be gentle with the Ohio people, and don't bonk into them while they're doing their hula dances.

It's true. Our dance is totally fucked up when people bonk into us.


billytea - Oct 22, 2011 7:37:34 am PDT #1483 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Matilda: Yes, Ohio! Where they're always doing the hula dances. But you have to be gentle with the Ohio people, and don't bonk into them while they're doing their hula dances.

That is fantastic. I love kiddie logic.


meara - Oct 22, 2011 1:21:03 pm PDT #1484 of 30001

I am in Ohio with a lot of drag kings, and some belly dancers, but I don't think theres any hula dancers...


brenda m - Oct 22, 2011 2:26:29 pm PDT #1485 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Bonk them and see.


sj - Oct 22, 2011 6:21:27 pm PDT #1486 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Poor, Deena! I've been a ba friend and haven't been in touch.

We're in the car headed home from the airport.


JZ - Oct 22, 2011 6:22:32 pm PDT #1487 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Until such time as meara checks back in with the results of her dancer-bonking experiment, a brief Emmett update: Thanks to a surprise call from my dad, we spent most of this afternoon at the Oakland Zoo, marveling at the lemurs and baboons and fruit bats and cotton-top tamarins.

Between the lemurs and the baboons, we stopped at a food cart so Emmett and Matilda could get a watermelon Icee, and Emmett started cuddling and horsing around with Matilda as is his wont. And my dad and I both spotted an extremely cute 14-year-old girl watching him be all sweet on his little sister and audibly swooning. I sort of assumed Emmett saw her and was playing it cool (also unable to do anything what with all the family members hovering nearby), but on subsequent questioning it turns out that the poor kid had absolutely no idea.

But, heh. I've been guessing for ages that eventually this would happen when he got old enough and the girls got old enough -- one of them would see him loving Matilda to bits and her brain would break, in a good way.


Pix - Oct 22, 2011 6:27:28 pm PDT #1488 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh, Deena. That makes me so sad. Can we raise a little money to send her some flowers and tell her we’re thinking of her? I’d be glad to make arrangements if someone can email me her snail mail addy.


beth b - Oct 22, 2011 6:58:23 pm PDT #1489 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

couunt me in on the cheer up Deena arrangement

and askye insent

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