Xander: Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl? Buffy: Weapons.

Xander/Buffy ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - May 27, 2012 11:06:25 am PDT #14074 of 30001
brillig

Oh, not telling him before he gets home? Possibly more forgivable. He'll scold you, but he may be persuaded by the logic of "Well, there wasn't anything you could do, and you would have just worried."

edit: Though that didn't really work when Hubby had a heart attack. But that's a whole different level of "Eh, it's nothing."


Liese S. - May 27, 2012 11:08:00 am PDT #14075 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

If it were me on the other side, who is a perennial worrier, I would still be super pissed if I wasn't told.


Strix - May 27, 2012 11:10:26 am PDT #14076 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

yeah...i am torn. i mean...6 days with horrid ex AND worry?


Strix - May 27, 2012 11:10:52 am PDT #14077 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ur right. calling now. dammit.


DavidS - May 27, 2012 11:17:31 am PDT #14078 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ur right. calling now. dammit.

You can lie to him about how you got hurt! You can say you were saving a rare Medieval manuscript from a dumpster and somebody dropped the lid on you. He'd believe that.


Strix - May 27, 2012 11:25:03 am PDT #14079 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

curses! already told truth!

did tell him to tell story of how i slept in and drove 70 miles with broken arm, to instill fear of my badassery in ex.


WindSparrow - May 27, 2012 11:29:56 am PDT #14080 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

did tell him to tell story of how i slept in and drove 70 miles with broken arm, to instill fear of my badassery in ex.

Good on you, making use of every strategic advantage you have. (And yes, I am happily smirking right now.)


DavidS - May 27, 2012 11:30:16 am PDT #14081 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

did tell him to tell story of how i slept in and drove 70 miles with broken arm, to instill fear of my badassery in ex.

I'm sorry, Erin, but I can't award you badass points for waving your arms around and falling over and breaking a limb. I didn't take my broken elbow in for a week; that didn't make me a badass. It meant I was stupid.

We can't just go around handing these badass points around willy nilly. It demeans all the real badasses.


Strix - May 27, 2012 11:36:34 am PDT #14082 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

dude, i accept my dipshittery! she dont have to know...


Vortex - May 27, 2012 11:39:52 am PDT #14083 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Hey, Jilli, did I miss the sock hair report? How did it turn out?