curses! already told truth!
did tell him to tell story of how i slept in and drove 70 miles with broken arm, to instill fear of my badassery in ex.
Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.
Xander ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
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Strix - May 27, 2012 11:25:03 am PDT #14079 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
WindSparrow - May 27, 2012 11:29:56 am PDT #14080 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
did tell him to tell story of how i slept in and drove 70 miles with broken arm, to instill fear of my badassery in ex.
Good on you, making use of every strategic advantage you have. (And yes, I am happily smirking right now.)
DavidS - May 27, 2012 11:30:16 am PDT #14081 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
did tell him to tell story of how i slept in and drove 70 miles with broken arm, to instill fear of my badassery in ex.
I'm sorry, Erin, but I can't award you badass points for waving your arms around and falling over and breaking a limb. I didn't take my broken elbow in for a week; that didn't make me a badass. It meant I was stupid.
We can't just go around handing these badass points around willy nilly. It demeans all the real badasses.
Strix - May 27, 2012 11:36:34 am PDT #14082 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
dude, i accept my dipshittery! she dont have to know...
Vortex - May 27, 2012 11:39:52 am PDT #14083 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Hey, Jilli, did I miss the sock hair report? How did it turn out?
Amy - May 27, 2012 11:42:44 am PDT #14084 of 30001
Because books.
S. once broke his hand and played the rest of the football game. He loves that story.
Strix - May 27, 2012 12:00:03 pm PDT #14085 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I really, truly did not think it was broken. i mean, it hurt, but i really thought it was just a sprain. I've had worse cramps.
DavidS - May 27, 2012 12:02:08 pm PDT #14086 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
she dont have to know...
That's true.
Strix - May 27, 2012 12:04:50 pm PDT #14087 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
ok, i have taken a vicodin, fed pets, called d. will now read trashy novels and ice arm again.
§ ita § - May 27, 2012 12:20:00 pm PDT #14088 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Amy, for some reason that makes me think of a guy I dated who at age 8 or so had a collision in a soccer game, and the other guy's tooth got knocked out, and everyone was fussing around him and his lost tooth, except the tooth? Was in my ex's forehead, but no one was paying him any mind.
That's probably way funnier to me than it was meant to be, but there's a reason I don't date much.