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Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - May 25, 2012 4:49:02 pm PDT #13965 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Still working on all the other things, but, for meara -- with the huge caveat that my bars'n'clubbing style is probably a pretty far cry from yours -- here are some possibly night-out-worthy alternatives to the collection of boring t-shirts in basic colors:

For basic could-go-under-a-leather-jacket or all-on-its-own, there’s this top in orange, or in green. And I'm pretty sure these aren't exactly edgy, but these t-shirts are definitely not boring or basic.


Laura - May 25, 2012 5:04:50 pm PDT #13966 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Note to self: should the occasion arise, JZ = most excellent personal shopper.


Cass - May 25, 2012 5:22:58 pm PDT #13967 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

quester, I am sorry things are so tough right now.

For you, as well, smonster.

Right. Vampire movie, intimidate the neighbors, sun hat shopping. I love our to-do lists.

It works for me. Add in Genie's and it's pretty much complete.

I thought I just heard thunder but Puppycat is sleeping behind me and she didn't flinch. But my Gmail theme says it's totally potentially thundertormy. So now I don't know what to believe. I mean, I did look outside and it looks potentially stormy. But that could also be dusk. Really I just have a hard time believing my ears when the cat didn't freak out, get very low and slink under the bed.


Cass - May 25, 2012 5:23:12 pm PDT #13968 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Okay, THAT is thunder.


smonster - May 25, 2012 6:13:32 pm PDT #13969 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think I may point them in the direction of the Quarter and say, have fun. Maybe Sunday or something.

R is here helping me craft a breakup email (for lack of a better term), and we're watching Justified. And there's wine.

That orange top is hawt, JZ!!


Nora Deirdre - May 25, 2012 6:15:42 pm PDT #13970 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

R is here helping me craft a breakup email (for lack of a better term), and we're watching Justified. And there's wine.

Oh, good. Just don't send anything out tonight, OK?


JZ - May 25, 2012 6:21:50 pm PDT #13971 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

For flea (haven't gotten to shoes yet - what size are you?):

Basic black twill pants, description says they’re lightweight so hopefully good for summer, 34” inseam

Calvin Klein straight-leg dress pants, 34” inseam

Brown twill pants, 34” inseam

Very nice straight-leg

Triple dog dare you!

Short-sleeved blouse

Silk blouse on drastic sale

The waist looks potentially too short for someone your height, but just in case I’m linking ‘cause it’s both very pretty and on sale

And, purely utterly selfishly, if this only had sleeves I would just wear the CRAP out of it: [link]


JZ - May 25, 2012 6:35:25 pm PDT #13972 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Amazing summertime-going-out-clubbing shoes

And I bet these would be incredibly comfortable for swing or ballroom or any other couples dancing

I have no idea, objectively speaking, whether either of those shoes is decent or actually hideous. I've been in helpless thrall to that brand ever since it opened up a store downtown, even though I'll never own a stitch of anything they make.


meara - May 25, 2012 7:16:50 pm PDT #13973 of 30001

Ooh, Desigual is very fun to look at--Sally at Already Pretty has a few things of theirs and I keep looking at the store when I'm In Santa Monica, but unlikely to actually purchase (also I think the one time I went in there nothing was my size)


smonster - May 25, 2012 7:21:34 pm PDT #13974 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Not sending it tonight, but doubt anything much will change in the message before I send it

R is hooked on Justified after the first episode. I lent her the first season.

"Who the hell are you, the undertaker?"

"I might be fixin' to undertake a situation right now..."