You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?

Cordelia ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - May 25, 2012 6:42:21 am PDT #13905 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yes! Also, you need a red patent clutch and a hat.


Steph L. - May 25, 2012 6:43:28 am PDT #13906 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I can't promise a hat. Unless you mean my fleece Louise bunny-ear hat.


sumi - May 25, 2012 6:44:00 am PDT #13907 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

What Ginger said.


flea - May 25, 2012 6:44:05 am PDT #13908 of 30001
information libertarian

A red patent hat would be something! But no, maybe white, with cherries.


sumi - May 25, 2012 6:44:34 am PDT #13909 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

And white gloves.


sumi - May 25, 2012 6:44:55 am PDT #13910 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Or a white hat with a red or blue scarf around the band with white polka dots.


Strix - May 25, 2012 6:48:38 am PDT #13911 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Um, I think a nice, elegant paper hand-fan is the most appropriate accessory here.


Connie Neil - May 25, 2012 7:01:21 am PDT #13912 of 30001
brillig

I'm still voting yellow, but I won't ding your patriotism.


Ginger - May 25, 2012 7:05:12 am PDT #13913 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Here we go [link] Just change out the ribbon. Artificial cherries would be good or a red silk flower.

You don't have to actually wear the gloves. Just hold them in one hand like you're going to put them back on.


smonster - May 25, 2012 7:11:37 am PDT #13914 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

A hat creates your own shade, and straw hats don't really add much heat. Signed, got a broad-brimmed goofy hat to wear at work because the farmer tan on my neck, despite sunscreen, is RIDICULOUS. Just ask Nora or Vortex. Also, damn, I really want that straw cloche. Cloches look good on me with the short hair.

Back home, gotta eat. And focus!!! And kick some productivity ass.