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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - May 23, 2012 5:49:49 pm PDT #13839 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What does tuck my tailbone mean? Push it back? Or forward?

Forward. Like, if you had a tail, and you pulled your tail through your legs towards your front, "forward" = the way your tailbone would move. (I'm bad at describing physical things AND I'm stoned on tramadol, so I hope that made sense.)

Basically, tucking your tailbone results in a flattening of your lower-back arch.


smonster - May 23, 2012 5:53:23 pm PDT #13840 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

smonster, that idea you had for a handywoman service? I think you should do it, preferably here

Imagine the fun juliana and I could have working together... I fix shit up and she makes it purty!

I just used a "personal massager" as... a personal massager. File that under sure signs of getting old.


Zenkitty - May 23, 2012 5:58:34 pm PDT #13841 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Steph, yes it made sense! I'll try it.


juliana - May 23, 2012 6:05:45 pm PDT #13842 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Imagine the fun juliana and I could have working together... I fix shit up and she makes it purty!

I APPROVE OF THIS IDEA.


Steph L. - May 23, 2012 6:33:05 pm PDT #13843 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I just used a "personal massager" as... a personal massager. File that under sure signs of getting old.

I did that Sunday! ISTG.


§ ita § - May 23, 2012 6:40:56 pm PDT #13844 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Remember back in the day before internet shopping, when catalogues were the thing? I had a friend who worked for the barebones shopfront of a Montreal (maybe across Canada?) catalogue that sold a "personal massager" with a tiny innocuous entry. And women would keep coming in (it was just a counter front to a warehouse) and order it by the catalogue number, no description.

Of course they knew that code off by heart and made squinty faces at the ladies who thought they were all secret wankers.


omnis_audis - May 23, 2012 8:31:24 pm PDT #13845 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sundays - Wednesdays. Provided someone picks up the airfare.
Hmmm. You are up in SF, yes? Cheap airfare down to SoCal. And the new place (If it happens) is close to Long Beach Airport. Hmmmmmmm.


sj - May 24, 2012 3:43:31 am PDT #13846 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teppy, I am going to bookmark that stretch for later.

I have started my day with an anxiety attack. This was not part of my plan for today. IbetterN, TCG is taking tomorrow off, so we're going to finally try to see The Avengers tomorrow!


askye - May 24, 2012 6:02:28 am PDT #13847 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Called the vet, explained the sitution. They told me I needed to bring him in right away. Told them that wasn't possible, could I please drop him off tomorrow for an appointment.

I was told this is an emergency and 1)I shouldn't wait until tomorrow and 2) even if they thought it could wait they would not let me just drop him off to be seen. I would have to be there. Or I could have somenoe bring him in and be there during the appointment.

So I called ER vet, they said - yes bring him after hours (visit cost $100), he may have to have surgery, depending. So that's what I'll do. Explained to the receptionist at the ER vet the situation, asked it if was typical. She acted like she never heard of a person not being able to be at the appt with their pet and that requring an owner to be there seems to be standard.

So, I'm scared Dean is going to die, that it will be my fault, and also feel like everyone is saying I'm being unreasonable for not being able to drop everything and physically be at the appointment.


Laura - May 24, 2012 6:19:57 am PDT #13848 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

So, I'm scared Dean is going to die, that it will be my fault, and also feel like everyone is saying I'm being unreasonable for not being able to drop everything and physically be at the appointment.

It is some other universe than mine where people have only one responsibility at a time. Work, pets, kids, family, self. If we only had one obligation at a time it would be dandy but it doesn't work that way. Please don't beat yourself up, askye. You are doing the best you can with limited resources. Only so many hours in the day or money in the bank, or energy for that matter.