Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - May 18, 2012 9:46:56 am PDT #13553 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Aims}}} I hate how frustrating the whole process is. I've been there sitting on the floor crying on the phone just trying to get through to someone who can help. It really shouldn't be like that.


erikaj - May 18, 2012 9:58:51 am PDT #13554 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

wrod. I completely forgot...my cousin is marrying into the Crowder clan tomorrow...seriously, the fiance does look like Chinless!Walton Goggins...to the point that I'm looking at the photo, like, "Do I know this guy or what?" while my mom is all "Sunrise, Sunset" about how my aunt looked like that when she met my dad and so forth, but one day I was watching "Justified" and the resemblance clicked.(Boyd's more attractive.)


Strix - May 18, 2012 10:00:03 am PDT #13555 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm not here. I have a lawyer question for a manuscript.

It doesn't say what state it's set in. There's a little girl, murdered Xmas Eve. The ADA is in the the police station, yelling at the chief that he want evidence gathered quickly because he wants to go up to a grand jury in the next 3 days.

So, is this crime, even though at this point they have a suspect, something that would go to a grand jury? And in 3 days?


erikaj - May 18, 2012 10:02:18 am PDT #13556 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Wow...even just being a procedural enthusiast, that sounds like "Where do you start?" levels of fucked-up.


sumi - May 18, 2012 10:19:00 am PDT #13557 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

I think without out knowing where it's happening it's difficult to say how long it would take to schedule a grand jury hearing. Also, I can't believe that you would be able to schedule it before evidence was gathered.


le nubian - May 18, 2012 10:20:00 am PDT #13558 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

isn't the purpose to convene a grand jury to indict a particular person? you don't do it just for shits and giggles, right?

So isn't evidence processes before a GJ is scheduled?


Toddson - May 18, 2012 10:20:11 am PDT #13559 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And, hello - Christmas holidays? I'm pretty sure a lot of the court people take off for Christmas, New Year, etc. If I remember correctly, they don't schedule jury duty over the holidays.


Strix - May 18, 2012 10:24:03 am PDT #13560 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yeah, I know. It's a mid-sized town, they have a suspect (the father - he didn't do it) but no hard evidence. Actually, the ADA did it.

So is he just posturing and spewing nonsense? Because it didn't think all the things you mentioned were legally or logistically feasible.


sumi - May 18, 2012 10:26:55 am PDT #13561 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

But the ADA would know about court holidays and gathering evidence before scheduling a grand jury hearing.


Toddson - May 18, 2012 11:03:55 am PDT #13562 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Or he's doing a "rush to judgement" in the hopes that someone else will be convicted of his crime.

Speaking of which, I saw a book on "criminal crafts" - cute little crime-related crafty things. Not as weird as crafting with cat hair, but, um, different.