Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - May 14, 2012 7:15:03 pm PDT #13300 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Yeah," he said, "you definitely don't get to be my sponsor."

On the other hand, you can definitely be mine, should I ever need one.


Liese S. - May 14, 2012 7:17:28 pm PDT #13301 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, yeah, he doesn't know the pain of a knitting bender. You wake up all covered in gun cozies and you don't even recognize the colorways.


Steph L. - May 14, 2012 7:20:59 pm PDT #13302 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

On the other hand, you can definitely be mine, should I ever need one.

Okay, but I warn you -- it's going to be all knitting and Pilates.

You wake up all covered in gun cozies

He probably needs these.


billytea - May 14, 2012 7:48:51 pm PDT #13303 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Okay, but I warn you -- it's going to be all knitting and Pilates.

You could knit a foam roller or a reformer or something.


Steph L. - May 15, 2012 4:31:42 am PDT #13304 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My brother is having really horrible withdrawal (as one might expect) -- bad cramps and the shakes -- so he's going to go to the hospital later. (His wife went to work this morning, but is taking the afternoon off [she just got back in town Saturday night from Guatemala, or Peru, or some coffee-growing country, and since she stayed home from work yesterday, she really needed to go in today], and she's taking tomorrow off.) He wants to wait until she gets home to go to the hospital.

I'm so worried about him.


le nubian - May 15, 2012 4:37:02 am PDT #13305 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

He needs to go in now. Can you convince him to go?


Steph L. - May 15, 2012 4:38:47 am PDT #13306 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

He needs to go in now. Can you convince him to go?

My mom already tried. He doesn't want to call 911, and he's in no shape to drive. I can try, but I think he'll stubborn it out.


Sparky1 - May 15, 2012 4:41:59 am PDT #13307 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Is there a friend of his you can call? He can be stubborn with someone there, at the very least.


le nubian - May 15, 2012 4:43:09 am PDT #13308 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

what about a taxi?


Steph L. - May 15, 2012 4:44:22 am PDT #13309 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Is there a friend of his you can call? He can be stubborn with someone there, at the very least.

I don't have any of his friends' numbers, but maybe I can get him to call someone. I think he doesn't want anyone seeing him go through this. Which I get; we are cut from the same stubborn, proud cloth. But it would be better if he had someone there.