"Please don't pee on my rug, I've just had it steam cleaned!"
Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!
'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DCJensen - May 12, 2012 5:37:35 pm PDT #13134 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Laura - May 13, 2012 2:41:22 am PDT #13135 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Oh! Shiny heels. With my foot still wrapped it doesn't seem possible, but maybe some day.
I like the idea of making the spot impossible to get to. Since it is a traffic zone for you maybe putting a flat piece of plastic or cardboard on top.
Zoe seems to not be able to distinguish between my lovely stone patio and the grass. I know I have to have a period of not letting her outside unless she is accompanied to break her of this, but right now I just open the door and let her go out and sunbathe.
Happy Mother's Day!
billytea - May 13, 2012 4:58:32 am PDT #13136 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Happy Mother's Day, Buffista mothers! Biyi's present (at her request) was a heart rate monitor. Ryan gave it to her, said "Happy Mother's Day" and gave her a kiss. Tonight when we put him to bed (two hours after his normal bedtime, we went out to dinner with friends; not that you'd know it from the loopy energy ball bouncing around the room and singing songs about exploding sausages), he gave his mummy another kiss and said "Happy Mother's Day" again.
Sometimes, having a three year old is quite awesome.
askye - May 13, 2012 5:36:10 am PDT #13137 of 30001
Thrive to spite them
I think I'm going to try and make the spot inaccessible and see if that works. My bedroom is awkwardly shaped, and I have a recliner jammed by the window so I think I'm going to switch the dresser and the recliner.
The back of the recliner is Dean's favorite sleeping spot so maybe he'll be less willing to pee on it/near it.
askye - May 13, 2012 5:46:45 am PDT #13138 of 30001
Thrive to spite them
Happy Mother's day to all the other Buffista moms & their moms.
Peace and comfort to those Buffistas who have lost their mothers or their children.
Pix - May 13, 2012 8:04:37 am PDT #13139 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.
Oh askye, that was beautifully said. I'm going to point and nod a lot at that right now rather than trying to say it again.
Laura - May 13, 2012 8:16:25 am PDT #13140 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Thank you, askye. Beautifully said.
Strix - May 13, 2012 8:27:59 am PDT #13141 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
askye wins at the lovely and succinct today.
Thirds.
Burrell - May 13, 2012 8:32:09 am PDT #13142 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Yes askye, that beautifully captures the sentiment of the day
quester - May 13, 2012 8:50:10 am PDT #13143 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Happy Mother's Day Buffistas!