Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - May 13, 2012 4:58:32 am PDT #13136 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Happy Mother's Day, Buffista mothers! Biyi's present (at her request) was a heart rate monitor. Ryan gave it to her, said "Happy Mother's Day" and gave her a kiss. Tonight when we put him to bed (two hours after his normal bedtime, we went out to dinner with friends; not that you'd know it from the loopy energy ball bouncing around the room and singing songs about exploding sausages), he gave his mummy another kiss and said "Happy Mother's Day" again.

Sometimes, having a three year old is quite awesome.


askye - May 13, 2012 5:36:10 am PDT #13137 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I think I'm going to try and make the spot inaccessible and see if that works. My bedroom is awkwardly shaped, and I have a recliner jammed by the window so I think I'm going to switch the dresser and the recliner.

The back of the recliner is Dean's favorite sleeping spot so maybe he'll be less willing to pee on it/near it.


askye - May 13, 2012 5:46:45 am PDT #13138 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Happy Mother's day to all the other Buffista moms & their moms.

Peace and comfort to those Buffistas who have lost their mothers or their children.


Pix - May 13, 2012 8:04:37 am PDT #13139 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Oh askye, that was beautifully said. I'm going to point and nod a lot at that right now rather than trying to say it again.


Laura - May 13, 2012 8:16:25 am PDT #13140 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Thank you, askye. Beautifully said.


Strix - May 13, 2012 8:27:59 am PDT #13141 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

askye wins at the lovely and succinct today.

Thirds.


Burrell - May 13, 2012 8:32:09 am PDT #13142 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yes askye, that beautifully captures the sentiment of the day


quester - May 13, 2012 8:50:10 am PDT #13143 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Happy Mother's Day Buffistas!


askye - May 13, 2012 9:07:51 am PDT #13144 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

This day is bittersweet for too many people I care about.


sumi - May 13, 2012 9:09:18 am PDT #13145 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

There was?? (A 1990's remake with JG-L)

Sigh. My lounginess cost me a chance to see the Avengers today.

Also Happy Mother's Day.

I've been thinking about my BFF's mom who passed away 7 years ago.

I am also thinking about my father who would have been 78 today.

And my mother and how was it possible that two people who clearly loved each other could manage to just not communicate?