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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - May 12, 2012 12:01:06 pm PDT #13119 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Doesn't everyone need a pair of stripper heels?

Yes, and they are very shiny.


Zenkitty - May 12, 2012 12:09:47 pm PDT #13120 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Doesn't everyone need a pair of stripper heels?

Absolutely! You never know.

I saw The Avengers in 3D last night, y'all! It was AWESOME.


smonster - May 12, 2012 12:18:52 pm PDT #13121 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yes. Unless you have foot or back pain.

I have back pain, but like I said - these are pretty darn comfy stripper heels.


NoiseDesign - May 12, 2012 12:55:30 pm PDT #13122 of 30001
Our wings are not tired

Doesn't everyone need a pair of stripper heels?

Yes. I have a pair.


Ginger - May 12, 2012 12:57:47 pm PDT #13123 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Doesn't everyone need a pair of stripper heels?

My only use for a pair of stripper heels would be to use them to impale someone and blame the murder on someone else.


Sean K - May 12, 2012 12:59:45 pm PDT #13124 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

5-6 family sized bags

How many single bags in a family size bag would you guess?


Ginger - May 12, 2012 1:34:24 pm PDT #13125 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Luzianne's family-size bag is supposed to make four 8-oz servings.


Calli - May 12, 2012 2:09:16 pm PDT #13126 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

So apparently there was a 90s remake of Dark Shadows. I'm watching it now. It has Joseph Gorden-Levitt.


DCJensen - May 12, 2012 3:31:53 pm PDT #13127 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

mentioned I was from Indiana, and she was all "There are other people here from Indiana!"

One of the best stories of this type happened to another friend of mine who not only went to Moorhead state with me, but also actross the river to North Dakota State U.

He was walking from his apartment in the Valley in L.A. to a nearby store. Suddenly, a car pulls over, the driver says, "hey, Didn't you go to NDSU?"


askye - May 12, 2012 4:37:46 pm PDT #13128 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I need to get some cat advice.

Dean keeps peeing in one particular spot on the floor. He's done this in the past and it's been on a rug but now it's on the carpet.

I've tried the Nature's Miracle enzyme stuff on it but it doesn't deter him.

I'm at my wits end and I'm really worried about permanent damage to the carpet that I'll have to pay to replace.

So 1) I need to know how to stop him. and 2) what to do to get the smell out.