Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain... bullets. But that's air through the engine. It's past. We're business people.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - May 12, 2012 12:09:47 pm PDT #13120 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Doesn't everyone need a pair of stripper heels?

Absolutely! You never know.

I saw The Avengers in 3D last night, y'all! It was AWESOME.


smonster - May 12, 2012 12:18:52 pm PDT #13121 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yes. Unless you have foot or back pain.

I have back pain, but like I said - these are pretty darn comfy stripper heels.


NoiseDesign - May 12, 2012 12:55:30 pm PDT #13122 of 30001
Our wings are not tired

Doesn't everyone need a pair of stripper heels?

Yes. I have a pair.


Ginger - May 12, 2012 12:57:47 pm PDT #13123 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Doesn't everyone need a pair of stripper heels?

My only use for a pair of stripper heels would be to use them to impale someone and blame the murder on someone else.


Sean K - May 12, 2012 12:59:45 pm PDT #13124 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

5-6 family sized bags

How many single bags in a family size bag would you guess?


Ginger - May 12, 2012 1:34:24 pm PDT #13125 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Luzianne's family-size bag is supposed to make four 8-oz servings.


Calli - May 12, 2012 2:09:16 pm PDT #13126 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

So apparently there was a 90s remake of Dark Shadows. I'm watching it now. It has Joseph Gorden-Levitt.


DCJensen - May 12, 2012 3:31:53 pm PDT #13127 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

mentioned I was from Indiana, and she was all "There are other people here from Indiana!"

One of the best stories of this type happened to another friend of mine who not only went to Moorhead state with me, but also actross the river to North Dakota State U.

He was walking from his apartment in the Valley in L.A. to a nearby store. Suddenly, a car pulls over, the driver says, "hey, Didn't you go to NDSU?"


askye - May 12, 2012 4:37:46 pm PDT #13128 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I need to get some cat advice.

Dean keeps peeing in one particular spot on the floor. He's done this in the past and it's been on a rug but now it's on the carpet.

I've tried the Nature's Miracle enzyme stuff on it but it doesn't deter him.

I'm at my wits end and I'm really worried about permanent damage to the carpet that I'll have to pay to replace.

So 1) I need to know how to stop him. and 2) what to do to get the smell out.


WindSparrow - May 12, 2012 5:20:03 pm PDT #13129 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Skipping ahead like a skipping thing.

Askye, in your shoes I would soak the heck out of that spot with Simple Solutions [link] (follow the rest of the directions, too) then put a litter box right on top of it. It can be very difficult to really get to the bottom of why a cat is having litter box issues, but if he is going to go there, at least he will have something appropriate to go in while you figure out and solve the underlying problem.

As for further help in figuring out how to correct the behavior, this article is a good start: [link] You might also get some good out of looking up Jackson Galaxy on the Animal Planet website - he has a "cat whisperer" type show, and his bits of the website might be of use. And not everyone goes for this sort of thing but I might be inclined to consult with an animal communicator to see what Dean has to say about this issue.

I got the recommendation for Simple Solutions from a corporate big-wig at an apartment complex I temped at. Of course, this was over a decade ago, so it is possible that there are even stronger products out there now. Still, if that or something similar does not do the trick, the next step is to get a patch of matching carpet, cut out the stained area down to the flooring - soak hell out of the bare floor, hope you don't have to replace boards. Once the flooring is as clean as possible, you apply sealant, then replace the patch of padding and carpet.