Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop. I don't skulk.

Angel ,'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - May 07, 2012 2:39:54 pm PDT #12883 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Damn and blast. When I made that super-yummy mashed cauliflower the other night, I managed to boil my 6-qt stockpot dry, and I think it's ruined. It was a nice one, that my parents gave me, too. Dammit.

eta - per the internet, I'm soaking it in vinegar. Fingers crossed.


Strix - May 07, 2012 3:18:29 pm PDT #12884 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Smonster, tell 'em "Yo sé que mi español es malo, pero entiendo mucho. No hables de mí, por favor. No soy estúpido, mis amigos.Y sé que la mayoría de las malas palabras, también."


smonster - May 07, 2012 3:30:15 pm PDT #12885 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Erin, I don't *know* that they're talking about me. I could just be paranoid - it's fairly likely that I am. They also know that I understand some things, and that I'd like to learn more. But thank you! I will keep that phrase handy.

Today I learned "Stasiendo mucho calor."


Zenkitty - May 07, 2012 4:17:09 pm PDT #12886 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Happy Birthday, Glamcookie!

Patience ~ma, omnis! The two most confusing and unnecessarily complicated things in the world are buying a house (especially the first time) and figuring out insurance.


omnis_audis - May 07, 2012 4:21:33 pm PDT #12887 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ha, and because it's a condo, in order to buy it, the HOA has to have insurance (which it looks like they have), but it just makes it more funny what you said.


Ginger - May 07, 2012 4:34:34 pm PDT #12888 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Vocational schools for the deaf used to teach printing, which made a certain amount of sense because you couldn't hear when the presses were running. The first newspaper I worked on had quite a few deaf workers in printing and composing, and the other guys picked up quite a bit of sign language. When I had to take copy up to the print shop or do last-minute proofing, the minute I stepped on the floor, the guys would start pointing at me and signing.


sj - May 07, 2012 5:17:38 pm PDT #12889 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We put together the metal shelves we bought for our closets tonight, so one more accomplishment for the day. Maybe tomorrow we can actually start unpacking some of our kitchen stuff.


Strix - May 07, 2012 8:02:04 pm PDT #12890 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My closet is clean, I did 3 loads of laundry, made dinner, did a Target run, worked on a work project and decoupaged a light switch for my newly painted hallway.

And I just exfoliated and applied a 2nd round of self tanner, painted my toes Rock Star Pink (Sally Hanson) and my fingernails Red Carpet, a glittery blood-red. Jilli would approve, I think.


omnis_audis - May 07, 2012 8:26:05 pm PDT #12891 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

clearly I need to hang out with Erin & SJ, in the hopes some of this productivity will rub off on me.


Strix - May 07, 2012 8:39:46 pm PDT #12892 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ha. This comes after two weeks of being horribly non-productive in every way, o_a.