I figured this was the place to post this - the ultimate fart joke?
Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.
'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - May 07, 2012 11:22:56 am PDT #12871 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
javachik - May 07, 2012 12:03:07 pm PDT #12872 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
For you closet-cleaners, I can't recommend these enough: [link]
I now have room to hang everything that I use for work (even nice tank-tops that go under cardigans/blazers) so that the dresser clothing is all casual. Plus nothing falls off of these hangers.
sj - May 07, 2012 12:06:12 pm PDT #12873 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy Birthday, Glamcookie!!!
EpicTangent - May 07, 2012 12:12:23 pm PDT #12874 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Just caught up after super-busy long weekend (Ultimate Marvel Marathon rocked So Hard!). I love you guys and wish hugs and hairpats to all who need them, but work is LOOMING so no meara, I'm afraid.
I just wanted to realquick remind Erin that she left her RL last name up that she meant to take down (post 12665, I think? abt 9am on...I wanna say the 3rd). FYI
::rushes back to the old salt mines::
DavidS - May 07, 2012 12:12:25 pm PDT #12875 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Happy day, Glam!
Ginger - May 07, 2012 12:14:40 pm PDT #12876 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
he stole a screw out of a piece I'd milled to do so
This co-worker needs to go away. Maybe he'll trip on something he tossed on the floor.
javachick is right about those hangers. Target carries a version now too.
erikaj - May 07, 2012 12:27:04 pm PDT #12877 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
"Why would anybody want to steal a screw?"
erikaj - May 07, 2012 12:31:00 pm PDT #12878 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Aileen Wuornos: Ha...you can tell who the journalism grads are...we have our punctuated and *attributed* tags, thank you very much. Well, that 20,000 did not go begging...thanks taxpayers!
Strix - May 07, 2012 12:31:53 pm PDT #12879 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Epic, thanks! I remembered to redact my phone number a few days ago, but not that!
I have weeded out several pairs of pants, size 14 to 18. I also have a BEAUTIFUL aubergine dress from Igigi. It fits a curvy 14 to an 18. The size 18 trouser jeans are from Lane Bryant and have been worn maybe 12 times, and look swell on.
I'm going to see if my friend wants any of the 14's, but is anyone is interested in the dress or the trousers, I will take pix and send them to a email account. The Igigi dress originally cost $130 and has been worn 3 times; it's in perfect condition. If you're interested, make me an offer.
omnis_audis - May 07, 2012 12:50:27 pm PDT #12880 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Credit Union is waiving the $125 until the selling bank approves. Woot. But then she thought it was a single family home, not condo, so, yet another speed bump. Oh. Dear. Lord. I think my skin is turning green, and Hulk Smash wants to come out.
(Ironically, I am wearing a green shirt today, which is rare)