my little traveling boy is three years old today!
Whee! Happy Birthday, Ryan! You sure got yourself a good family, and an excellent collection of sweater vests.
Zoe: Nobody's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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DavidS - Apr 29, 2012 6:01:11 pm PDT #12382 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Laura - Apr 29, 2012 6:01:31 pm PDT #12383 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
3! It doesn't seem possible. Your little boy's adventures have brought smiles round the world. Well done.
4 hours later the tow truck finally has arrived. Bobby got a ride to the house to pick up his car to follow to the body shop and bring Dad home. It will be after midnight before they get here. The one and only bright spot today was that my son bought me a lovely necklace and earrings in Chicago. Didn't bring back anything for anyone else. Just his mommy.
JZ - Apr 29, 2012 6:21:56 pm PDT #12384 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Three? That's unpossible! I will grudgingly admit that Ryan may possibly be two, but only with the caveat that his twoness happened, like, three weeks ago at most.
That, however, is no reason not to wish him an incredibly, deliciously happy birthday! Such a sweet smart loving boy deserves happy birthdays aplenty, replete with treats and hugs and kisses in absurd abundance.
Zenkitty - Apr 29, 2012 7:43:32 pm PDT #12385 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Oh, lordy, I just sent a reply to a guy on a dating site. I must be feverish, or drunk or something. I better go to bed.
le nubian - Apr 29, 2012 8:03:57 pm PDT #12386 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
congratulations! I hope he is someone you'll enjoy going on first date with!
It is my optimism day today.
Maria - Apr 29, 2012 9:07:04 pm PDT #12387 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I'm done. Hit a deer on the way down from PA. I'm fine. Car less so, but it could be worse. Just want it fixed asap.
2012 can go fuck itself.
edit: And because it is not always about me... Laura, I am sorry about your car. I remember how excited you were to get it, but I am glad that everyone is OK.
OA, I'm sorry about the family issues. I wish your sister some clarity, and the ability to see how selfish she's being.
DavidS - Apr 29, 2012 9:20:30 pm PDT #12388 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm done. Hit a deer on the way down from PA.
Holy shit!
2012 can go fuck itself.
Yeah. It's no friend of yours. When the chaos starts a'swirlin' it just seems to get ever so much moreso. And I know that it's because when you're dealing with hard shit then things which you'd normally have the resources to fend off are more daunting.
But still. When my first marriage fell apart I felt like I was in a bad Fellini movie; there was so much crazy shit.
My strategy (at the time) was to be Buster Keaton in a Fellini Movie. Which worked okay for the duration. Straight up deadpan in the face of absurd developments.
omnis_audis - Apr 30, 2012 12:05:52 am PDT #12389 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Lots of things I should respond to, but right now I only have time to say: my little traveling boy is three years old today!What? How can that be? He's such a cute lil thing. Can't be possible he's 3 already! As JZ said, no matter what we deny his age to be, if it's his birthday, shower the lad in love and kisses. Congrats to you and Wallybee on such a fine young boy!
Oh, lordy, I just sent a reply to a guy on a dating site. I must be feverish, or drunk or something. I better go to bed.Is that bed with him? Or alone? Hmm. Curious. Sweet dreams!
Hit a deer on the way down from PA. I'm fine. Car less soOh lordy. Yes, 2012 can go fuck itself. Glad to hear you are OK. Sad to hear about the car. Is this #3 of crap from 2012? Hopefully that means good will start coming back into your life.
ION - the long night of load out went well. About an hour faster than I thought it would. And then the drive home was great. The exit that has been closed for a year is finally open, and all the lights were green, save 2, and I waited about 11 seconds for those two combined. Now, I just need to fall asleep.
smonster - Apr 30, 2012 2:54:17 am PDT #12390 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Wee Ryan!! Happy birthday, you adorable, intelligent, bundle of fun!
congratulations! I hope he is someone you'll enjoy going on first date with!
What she said!
Maria, I just don't even know. ::glares fiercely at the universe::
WindSparrow - Apr 30, 2012 3:33:20 am PDT #12391 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Car accidents - crappity. Glad injuries were not severe, but I know that the PITA of the rest of it is... a PITA.
Zenkitty, good luck.
Ryan, happy belated birthday to you. You make the world a better place just by being in it.
So, neti pot users who have switched to using distilled water rather than tap water - is there an easy solution to the less than pleasant sensation of having room temperature water surging through the sinuses? I find it off-putting. Being able to get the tap water body temperature, or just a tiny bit warmer made the experience easier for me.