Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Apr 28, 2012 4:45:50 am PDT #12289 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

It's bug/batman wedding day! Fabulosity! I won't be able to watch, but I'll lift something alcoholic in your direction.

Congrats, erika, you made me bark with laughter before I've had coffee.

Tep, so sorry. I love the prescription yeast infection pill, can't remember what it's called. Also, a piece of garlic wrapped in gauze up the hoo ha actually does help and is way less messy than the other stuff (thread dental floss through for easy removal). This message brought to you by Where There Is No Doctor.

Absolutely, and very sound reasoning, but it still made me blink to see Pix say, "VK can bite me." My first thought was, Oh, no! What did Connor do to ND?

Same here!


brenda m - Apr 28, 2012 5:18:17 am PDT #12290 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Absolutely, and very sound reasoning, but it still made me blink to see Pix say, "VK can bite me." My first thought was, Oh, no! What did Connor do to ND?

Or Vonnie!


amych - Apr 28, 2012 5:46:51 am PDT #12291 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I don't doubt that the garlic tampon has an effect, but boy does it take me a very badfic place


DCJensen - Apr 28, 2012 5:50:57 am PDT #12292 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Did Andi mention that my mom came visiting less than 24 hours after we got engaged?

Funny how things work out...


Steph L. - Apr 28, 2012 5:51:56 am PDT #12293 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Because I often hem and haw and dawdle over decisions, I didn't just go ahead and order that blue dotted dress that I linked the other day. Until yesterday, when I went to buy it, since the link was still open in one of a billion tabs in Firefox.

OUT OF STOCK OH NOES.

But you can ask to be notified if/when it's back in stock. So I did, and resigned myself to finding a different dress for the wedding. This was yesterday.

This morning I got an e-mail that it's back in stock. You DAMN betcha that I ordered that shit right then and there. Plus, when you register on the site (eShakti. com), they give you a $20 credit to use within the next 7 days. So I got the awesome dress for $50!

I believe it ships from India, so my digits are crossed that it'll get here by May 27.

And now I gotta find shoes.


askye - Apr 28, 2012 7:05:17 am PDT #12294 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I use the garlic method because the creams burn me. I haven't tried the prescription pill.


DCJensen - Apr 28, 2012 7:16:38 am PDT #12295 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Plus? It keeps the vampires away...


smonster - Apr 28, 2012 8:09:00 am PDT #12296 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Steph, that is awesome about the dress!


le nubian - Apr 28, 2012 8:37:51 am PDT #12297 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I am 12. The garilic tampon thing, which I had not heard of prior to reading this above, is cracking me up.

smonster, seriously? this works?


Nora Deirdre - Apr 28, 2012 9:59:33 am PDT #12298 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

So, I am not sure if this is related to your issue, but the yeast infection treatments that are 1-time instead of the standard 7-day, burned me like a motherfucker the one and only time I did it.

Yeah, the last time I had this issue this happened to me. It was awful.