Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Apr 17, 2012 2:02:39 pm PDT #11614 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We bought boxes from U-Haul, they worked out great.

I am really trying to avoid spending more money right now, but I may have to suck it up.

TCG is currently finishing up the painting at the house, and I am failing miserably at trying to pack by myself.


Steph L. - Apr 17, 2012 3:16:13 pm PDT #11615 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My mom is hilarious. And awesome. And hilariously awesome. She has been doing yoga daily for 6-7 years, maybe longer. So she's my go-to person for yoga questions.

Because my hips are stupid, they've been very, very tight for weeks, and I haven't been able to stretch them properly, and I think the continued abuse on the elliptical machine has kerfucked them even more.

So at Easter I asked my mom if she could show me some yoga poses that are good for stretching the hip muscles. She told me she'd e-mail me some, rather than bust out the yoga moves at Easter dinner.

So she sent me an e-mail with a Word doc describing 8 yoga poses...accompanied by pictures of her doing the poses. That's really going the extra mile. And hilariously awesome.

(I haven't done any of the yoga poses yet, because I woke up the day after Easter with back pain bad enough to send me to the heating pad and flexiril. When it's pinchy sharp pain, I don't feel comfortable even trying to stretch. By now, it's more of a dull ache, and mostly in my hips instead of my back. So I am going to give some of these illustrated yoga poses a shot tonight.)


vw bug - Apr 17, 2012 3:22:46 pm PDT #11616 of 30001
Mostly lurking...

sj, I have some boxes you can have.


Hil R. - Apr 17, 2012 3:27:05 pm PDT #11617 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've been really achy the past few days. Not any one joint in particular bothering me, just everything a little looser than it should be, leading to everything being a little painful and swollen. I think a hot bath would help somewhat, but my apartment only has a shower. I suppose I could use the whirlpool at the gym, but getting to the gym is a pain, and it would probably cause as much new hurt as the whirlpool would help.


askye - Apr 17, 2012 4:12:59 pm PDT #11618 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I'm asking for a some calm vibes and ma for tomorrow. I'm still feeling super stressed and there are a lot of vague reasons but I think my mind has just decided to go on overdrive.

And the more I try not to think about it the more I do.

It's driving me nuts.


Anne W. - Apr 17, 2012 4:15:23 pm PDT #11619 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Much calm to you, askye. I hope everything goes well tomorrow.


le nubian - Apr 17, 2012 4:30:45 pm PDT #11620 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

askye,

'ma coming at you. peaceful sleep to you too.


askye - Apr 17, 2012 5:00:09 pm PDT #11621 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Thanks. I took a tiny bit of Klonopin to help me out.

And I'm trying to think positive. I'm going to well at this job.


smonster - Apr 17, 2012 5:06:37 pm PDT #11622 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sleep well, askye, and best of luck. You're gonna kick ass.


Typo Boy - Apr 17, 2012 5:19:31 pm PDT #11623 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Hil - sometimes a long hot shower (maybe even with no soap so you can just concentrate on relaxation if you are already clean enough) can give some of the benefits of a bath.