Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.

'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Apr 03, 2012 3:03:34 pm PDT #10799 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hmmm, we need a new shower curtain. Perhaps an Aperture Labs shower curtain is in order. (Now you're showering with portals.)


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2012 3:17:32 pm PDT #10800 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My mother laughed at me when I asked her to bring some potato starch to Boston so that I can take it back to Pennsylvania with me.


hippocampus - Apr 03, 2012 3:35:26 pm PDT #10801 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Echoing the ~ma for o-a and JZ dads


Calli - Apr 03, 2012 4:06:50 pm PDT #10802 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Health~ma to your dad, Omnis. I understand prostate cancer tends to be one of the slower moving ones.

I'm getting drunk with amyth right now. Gawd, I live living in The Compound.


Connie Neil - Apr 03, 2012 4:09:56 pm PDT #10803 of 30001
brillig

I am greatly relieved, finally remembering that pancreatic cancer is the nasty one over prostate cancer.


Aims - Apr 03, 2012 4:39:03 pm PDT #10804 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Dude Who Comes Over Every Tuesday To Hang With Joe:
I know - I KNOW - that Dance Moms is a horrible show. However, it is guilty pleasure tv and something I have on in the background while I do homework or whatever because I don't have to pay attention to it. Your smartass, holier-than-thou, denigrating comments on my choice of tv is not appreciated. Every time you see I have it on. Furthermore, I don't appreciate the suggestion that if I go outside, I should walk around the block.

I love you, dude. I really do. But you are starting to piss me off. Knock it off.

Love and sparkles -
Aims


JZ - Apr 03, 2012 4:47:46 pm PDT #10805 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yeah, Connie, that was exactly the mistake that flipped my shit out big-time when our dad first told us. Just a handful of letters apart, but a huge difference.


amych - Apr 03, 2012 5:00:28 pm PDT #10806 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Jews really like eggplant and artichokes -- I think there are more recipes for those than for any other vegetable, and by a pretty big margin. Runner-up vegetables are beets and potatoes.

Huh. That sums up so much of the sephardi/ashkenazi cultural difference thing, right there.

(Speaking of: do I remember right that you avoid kitniyot? I always think that can't be easy on a vegan diet. It wasn't easy as an omnivore, and I eventually came to the conclusion that the kitniyot thing wasn't ever going to work for me!)


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2012 5:08:35 pm PDT #10807 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

(Speaking of: do I remember right that you avoid kitniyot? I always think that can't be easy on a vegan diet. It wasn't easy as an omnivore, and I eventually came to the conclusion that the kitniyot thing wasn't ever going to work for me!)

I don't avoid kitniyot. I tried doing vegan non-kitniyot one year, and I felt like hell. So I have beans, because nuts just aren't enough protein, but I don't have rice.


omnis_audis - Apr 03, 2012 5:13:31 pm PDT #10808 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I am greatly relieved, finally remembering that pancreatic cancer is the nasty one over prostate cancer.
I believe his pancreas got pulled a few years ago when his gall bladder went. Along with some other organ. I forget now. I just remember he lost about 1/4 of his internal organs, and not stomach, large/small intestines, or lungs. I wanna say some of his liver got sliced out too. I dunno. Like I said, his warranty has expired, so all internal organs are showing their age. I wonder if he could buy an extended warranty?? Nah, too late. He had to do that before the first wore out.