Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage, and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.

Oz ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


le nubian - Apr 01, 2012 7:52:33 am PDT #10718 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

take a peek out there. you might be both waiting for the other.


Laura - Apr 01, 2012 8:14:25 am PDT #10719 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Time for another day of wallpaper removal.

Yay! I was concerned you would be sore from using different muscle groups.


sj - Apr 01, 2012 8:18:07 am PDT #10720 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I was sore last night, but I feel good today. The latte is helping.


Vortex - Apr 01, 2012 8:18:40 am PDT #10721 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

She probably forgot and left the light on. Poke your head out and shout ahoy.


Burrell - Apr 01, 2012 8:18:51 am PDT #10722 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

She might have forgotten about the light, I'd go get some food, omnis.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2012 8:37:02 am PDT #10723 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did you establish a privacy code last night? This is obviously the first time she's crashed. I have never thought to set up a privacy code, and I'm sure I'd never think of it the first time round.

But, then again, I'm not sure I'd be concerned with giving my guest a privacy code for anywhere in my apartment that's not the bathroom, or their own guestroom if I had a separate room. I don't have the square footage. You're way more accommodating than I am.

Hey, though, make sure when you have remuneration sex with her (she has to thank you somehow) that you're properly protected. Though, you know, for only one night, maybe a blow job is enough. Although Jezebel says that men don't like them anymore, so you'll need to work something else out.


brenda m - Apr 01, 2012 8:44:01 am PDT #10724 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

As long as you are clothed and not deliberately noisy, you shouldnt worry about anything else.


Burrell - Apr 01, 2012 8:44:43 am PDT #10725 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Men don't like blow jobs anymore?! What's the world coming to?


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2012 9:06:30 am PDT #10726 of 30001
brillig

"Breaking news: Two people starved to death in a house because they were politely waiting for the other person to make some sort of noise before getting up to eat breakfast. Film at 11."


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2012 9:24:24 am PDT #10727 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Men don't like blow jobs anymore?! What's the world coming to?

Here's the really worthwile premise for a Jezebel article: Man asks ten friends if they'd prefer to give or receive oral. Eight of his friends say they prefer to give. Cue Jez running headline announcing death of fellatio.

No, I don't know why I still read it. Oh, wait--rubbernecking and liking to complain here.