Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Apr 01, 2012 8:14:25 am PDT #10719 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Time for another day of wallpaper removal.

Yay! I was concerned you would be sore from using different muscle groups.


sj - Apr 01, 2012 8:18:07 am PDT #10720 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I was sore last night, but I feel good today. The latte is helping.


Vortex - Apr 01, 2012 8:18:40 am PDT #10721 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

She probably forgot and left the light on. Poke your head out and shout ahoy.


Burrell - Apr 01, 2012 8:18:51 am PDT #10722 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

She might have forgotten about the light, I'd go get some food, omnis.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2012 8:37:02 am PDT #10723 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did you establish a privacy code last night? This is obviously the first time she's crashed. I have never thought to set up a privacy code, and I'm sure I'd never think of it the first time round.

But, then again, I'm not sure I'd be concerned with giving my guest a privacy code for anywhere in my apartment that's not the bathroom, or their own guestroom if I had a separate room. I don't have the square footage. You're way more accommodating than I am.

Hey, though, make sure when you have remuneration sex with her (she has to thank you somehow) that you're properly protected. Though, you know, for only one night, maybe a blow job is enough. Although Jezebel says that men don't like them anymore, so you'll need to work something else out.


brenda m - Apr 01, 2012 8:44:01 am PDT #10724 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

As long as you are clothed and not deliberately noisy, you shouldnt worry about anything else.


Burrell - Apr 01, 2012 8:44:43 am PDT #10725 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Men don't like blow jobs anymore?! What's the world coming to?


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2012 9:06:30 am PDT #10726 of 30001
brillig

"Breaking news: Two people starved to death in a house because they were politely waiting for the other person to make some sort of noise before getting up to eat breakfast. Film at 11."


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2012 9:24:24 am PDT #10727 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Men don't like blow jobs anymore?! What's the world coming to?

Here's the really worthwile premise for a Jezebel article: Man asks ten friends if they'd prefer to give or receive oral. Eight of his friends say they prefer to give. Cue Jez running headline announcing death of fellatio.

No, I don't know why I still read it. Oh, wait--rubbernecking and liking to complain here.


smonster - Apr 01, 2012 10:32:49 am PDT #10728 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Omnis, I hope you haven't starved and/or been axe murdered.

Venting: I got a new ATM card, and even though I swear I've used the PIN they sent, it's now not working, as an ATM, debit, or credit card. No phone customer service on the weekend, no way to figure out the right pin online, and I have no cash. Pulled out a backup credit card - it expired on 3/31. So I had to leave my refilled kitty litter at Petco, and now I'm trying to figure out what to do - I guess I can write a check if they still take those, or activate my new credit card. I'm just annoyed with myself (I'm sure I messed something up), and the bank, and having to drive 15 minutes back down Tchoup to Petco and then 15 back again. Grr.

In better news, I had a lovely brunch with friends that may have given me a few more job leads, so that's good.