Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Mar 30, 2012 10:31:36 am PDT #10663 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay employment!


Calli - Mar 30, 2012 10:32:23 am PDT #10664 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That's great, Jilli!


Frankenbuddha - Mar 30, 2012 10:40:27 am PDT #10665 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Fabulous news, Jilli!


Steph L. - Mar 30, 2012 10:40:32 am PDT #10666 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

All right employed Jilli!!!


Ginger - Mar 30, 2012 10:41:05 am PDT #10667 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm not certain my nerves are going to survive inch worm season. I just found another one on my neck. If one has a larva phobia, that leads to jumping up, screaming, slapping and having the dog wonder what the hell is going on.

This is the worst year I've ever seen. They're like an invasion of tiny, evil paratroopers.


lisah - Mar 30, 2012 10:41:07 am PDT #10668 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Woohoo on the Jilli job!!


smonster - Mar 30, 2012 10:41:28 am PDT #10669 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, Jilli! That is so fucking fabulous! I am thrilled for you. And this is a real position, right, not a contracting gig?

After all that cleaning related work I feel like every non-upholstered surface should throw cartoon sparkles and emit a soft chime when I look at them.

Heh. I know what you mean.

Still no birth cert (I don't know that I have a copy, but I feel like I should?) but making lots of progress. I think it's time to see if NOLA has Shred-a-thons ever, because my little 2-sheets-at-a-time shredder will take forever for everything I've got. I can shred any tax stuff older than 2005, right? I have back to 1997.

Lord, the stuff I've kept. My freaking AP placement test scores. Phone cards from when I lived in France (1996). A shitton of Clex fic amyth printed out for me. Etc.

Also, can I get some bike~ma? I've been refreshing the craigslist bike sale ads like a lab rat, and just left a message for a nice little cruiser for only $40. I may already be too late, but I really hope not. I so need a bike!


Polter-Cow - Mar 30, 2012 10:42:27 am PDT #10670 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Congrats, Jilli!!


le nubian - Mar 30, 2012 10:46:10 am PDT #10671 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I'm not certain my nerves are going to survive inch worm season. I just found another one on my neck. If one has a larva phobia, that leads to jumping up, screaming, slapping and having the dog wonder what the hell is going on.

HOLY FUCK.

WTF.

no like larva. no no no.

no.

no.


Steph L. - Mar 30, 2012 10:47:41 am PDT #10672 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Two loads of laundry are finished (the things that never go in the dryer are hanging dry, and the dryer load is folded and put away), and a load of towels are in the washer. Granola has been made and is cooling on a pan so I can put it away. Step one of bathroom cleaning is underway (bleach in the toilet for stains and germphobia). The cat Toke is VERY happy about Step One of the bathroom cleaning, because she loves bleach smell like I love peanut butter. Seriously. That cat ain't right.

After the bleach step is finished, I'm going to the gym, then coming back to finish the bathroom, put the towels in the dryer, and wash all the dishes (I've been pretty good at doing them every night, but this week has been hit or miss, so the sink is full, and now I've created more dishes making the granola).