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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Mar 24, 2012 3:56:32 pm PDT #10363 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Today, Wallybee and I celebrated our fifth wedding anniversary.

I am so thrilled that you found such happiness in your life, William. Also I thought of you when there were some ducks chilling in the parking lot. I mean, why are the ducks just sort of hanging out under a car? It was either a male and a female or two different kinds of ducks. Anyway, I thought of you earlier. Because if there was an explanation for random ducks, you'd probably know it.

Now I am going to email the bad picture I snapped to my dad because when I was a kid there were random ducks in the desert and I made my dad and his friend catch them so I could have pet ducks. Realistically, I just enabled coyotes to have duck for dinner. But that would have happened anyway. Ducks are not really desert savvy. And this way I can say I had pet ducks briefly.

What a lovely day to be happy about vw's upcoming nuptials too!

Pix, I hope that Mia bounces back quickly and this is just a pain in the ass infection to treat. She's a darling kitty.

I'm pretty sure I upped my game today on bruises that look kinky but were just me being clumsy. Awesome.


meara - Mar 24, 2012 4:20:33 pm PDT #10364 of 30001

Hmm. I slept in late, then walked around to the new bakery (yummy asian baked goods like pineapple buns and taro buns! Sadly, I cannot recommend their BBQ pork bun, but everything else I've had is delicious), went to the drugstore, the bank, and got a pedicure. I was planning to go to the WA State Mr./Ms. Leather competition this evening (starts in...40 minutes) and maybe dressing up (a friend I was with yesterday mentioned she might have leather shorts that would fit me that don't fit her anymore)...but now I'm tired and lazy and on my couch and know I'd probably have to stand the whole time and....blah.


Cass - Mar 24, 2012 4:36:05 pm PDT #10365 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Otters who look like Crash Bandicoot Benedict Cumberbatch. [link]

I realize this is really more of a Natter thing but I am hundreds behind there and my mom just sent this to me which makes it ten times more awesome because she doesn't even know who he IS!

Yes, that introduces the question - why is my mother on Tumblr but lalalaaaaaaa, I can't hear you.


Burrell - Mar 24, 2012 4:44:16 pm PDT #10366 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Is she on FB? That would explain the Tumblr without her actually going on Tumblr.


Cass - Mar 24, 2012 5:35:02 pm PDT #10367 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Is she on FB? That would explain the Tumblr without her actually going on Tumblr.

That might be it.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2012 6:32:44 pm PDT #10368 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, if you catch up in Natter, you'll see both the hedgehog rebuttal and the otter/hedgehog fanart. Just to give you incentive.


Cass - Mar 24, 2012 6:57:30 pm PDT #10369 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Just to give you incentive.

I'm already wary of your links. Are you trying to make me scared of Natter too?

I'd seen the Freeman = hedgehog thing but the Bandicoot = otter was new to me. Clearly I am a little behind on Tumblr too. But Tumblr is the land of happy and shallow for me, not Must Click. So when I fall behind, it's often there too.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2012 7:19:15 pm PDT #10370 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, I told you what was in the link. It's up to you if you want to see it. My work is done.


Cass - Mar 24, 2012 7:32:23 pm PDT #10371 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My work is done.

Hee!

Telling me what's in the link generally just makes me more curious. I think it was only the shark one day that caught me unawares and had me jumping back from the screen.


omnis_audis - Mar 24, 2012 10:02:37 pm PDT #10372 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Why am I craving Fruit Loops??