I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2012 5:07:39 pm PDT #10310 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Arrrgh. I haven't had an IBS flare-up in a long time. In fact, I sort of assumed that what was diagnosed as IBS was a mis-diagnosis and was really the gluten issues. Because avoiding gluten has pretty much cut out my IBS-y stuff.

Until this week. Inexplicable badness, all week. (And for some reason, my mom is having the exact same problems that started the same time. Spoooooky.)

I need to go switch from my loose jeans to yoga pants. (Because, NSM with the "loose," at leasy around the waistband, all of a sudden.) Or maybe just a nightgown. Bah.


smonster - Mar 22, 2012 5:23:08 pm PDT #10311 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Humph. Friends and booze and vietnamese, and still cranky. Humph.

That sucks, askye.

Steph, I hope you feel better soon.

Ginger, I'm sorry you have to go to another facility.

I'm drunk, in case that wasn't clear. And cranky.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2012 5:43:02 pm PDT #10312 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm drunk, in case that wasn't clear. And cranky.

I just decided to have a White Russian. I'm embracing my inner Dude.

Also on the near side of cranky as well.


le nubian - Mar 22, 2012 6:27:06 pm PDT #10313 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

bloody nose update.

All, I figured out what was "causing" my bloody nose. Orbit gum. I had been chewing it like a mad woman for awhile and then I stopped after my weekend nosebleed. 5 days later I started again and wouldn't you know, I got a nosebleed about 30 minutes later. something toxic is in that gum!


meara - Mar 22, 2012 6:29:00 pm PDT #10314 of 30001

wow, that's super creepy! Remind me not to buy it.

Also don't buy Mentos gum--I love actual Mentos, the gum was gross.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2012 6:30:05 pm PDT #10315 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

All, I figured out what was "causing" my bloody nose. Orbit gum.

That's worthy of being written up and submitted to a medical journal! For real. Because that is weird as hell and clearly not expected (I hope!) by the Orbit people.


le nubian - Mar 22, 2012 6:37:03 pm PDT #10316 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

can you imagine their new slogans?


Zenkitty - Mar 22, 2012 6:39:57 pm PDT #10317 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

can you imagine their new slogans?

So good, your face will explode!


Allyson - Mar 22, 2012 7:21:00 pm PDT #10318 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

This seems like more of a bitches question, has anyone tried Softcup? I keep reading that it's supposed to be awesome, but haven't heard any RL people in my sphere talk about it.


smonster - Mar 23, 2012 1:32:02 am PDT #10319 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I use a Diva Cup, which is generally awesome. Never tried Soft Cup. There's a very informative on community about those types of products, one use put up this review and there may be more - [link]

Man, I am so done with these g-d storms. Three days of thunderstorms, pretty much solid. This last one woke me up and I can't get back to sleep. I mean, at least I don't have to go to work? But the thunder and the lightning and the rain on the a/c unit... Not soothing. Also, I have a wee hangover.