It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Mar 21, 2012 12:54:58 pm PDT #10222 of 30001
This too shall pass.

Yay! Cupcake celebration is a good plan.


omnis_audis - Mar 21, 2012 1:23:47 pm PDT #10223 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Hmm, your guardian angel may be Tinkerbell herself, omnis, wasn't she the jealous type?
Well, she better show herself soon, and start cuddling on the couch or something.


Sean K - Mar 21, 2012 1:43:52 pm PDT #10224 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

My monologue about S was accepted into the show! I have three different monologues being produced this summer across two different shows!

t runs around the thread like his hair was on fire


Ginger - Mar 21, 2012 1:47:20 pm PDT #10225 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay!

t stomps out flaming exclamation points


Polter-Cow - Mar 21, 2012 1:51:18 pm PDT #10226 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Awesome, congrats, Sean!!


smonster - Mar 21, 2012 2:02:28 pm PDT #10227 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Fantastic, Sean!

Meh. I have been a total slug today. I guess I needed it? Trying not to beat myself up for not cleaning, looking for jobs, etc.


Scrappy - Mar 21, 2012 2:07:06 pm PDT #10228 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Well done, Sean!


JenP - Mar 21, 2012 2:09:14 pm PDT #10229 of 30001

Go, Sean!

Yes, no beating yourself up, smonster.


Liese S. - Mar 21, 2012 2:18:07 pm PDT #10230 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, smonster, once again you and I are as one. I woke up at 5 and stoked the fire, and then was dead to the world until 11, an hour before I had to go to work. Well, I had work I should have been doing before that, but since I woke up unsure what planet I was inhabiting I figure my body must have needed it. I was all WTF?

I thereby give us sea slug permissions for the day. No guilt in getting the rest our bodies need.


Zenkitty - Mar 21, 2012 2:22:47 pm PDT #10231 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The planets must be aligned in sloth mode today. I slept until 10:30 and missed the weekly conference call. Had to take half a sick day because I didn't have any other excuse!