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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Mar 19, 2012 9:13:08 am PDT #10009 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Bitch away! That's totally what we're here for. It's right there in the thread title!

But yes, it's unhappy-making but you do still have options.

Ginger, Seabiscuit is totally like that. I swear he could tell if someone was drunk while they were walking up the driveway. He never barked at our students or our elderly neighbor, but let someone stagger up from the highway with bad intentions and he was all over it.


Ginger - Mar 19, 2012 9:28:31 am PDT #10010 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My neighbor hires creepy guy, who's his daughter's age, because he grew up in the neighborhood and he feels sorry for him. Everyone else who grew up in the neighborhood stays far, far away. My neighbor has even admitted that he's creepy and said not to be alone with him, yet he keeps giving creepy guy reasons to be right next door.


Liese S. - Mar 19, 2012 9:29:37 am PDT #10011 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ack, creepy guy.


Atropa - Mar 19, 2012 9:44:24 am PDT #10012 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

::runs into thread flailing::

My interview with Big Tech Company has been scheduled for 9:15am on Wednesday!


Zenkitty - Mar 19, 2012 9:49:51 am PDT #10013 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Jilli, ::flail!::

mental image of Zen and Jilli flailing silently at each other

moving on

Ginger, WTF. Maybe have a serious talk with your neighbor about creepy guy? Maybe take out a restraining order, so when you shoot him there'll be precedent?


sj - Mar 19, 2012 9:51:51 am PDT #10014 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Tons of interview ~ma headed your way, Jilli.


Strix - Mar 19, 2012 10:00:52 am PDT #10015 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

JILLI, YAY!!!

And ewwww on creepy guy. I don't even know. That doesn't seem very smart of your neighbor at all.


Toddson - Mar 19, 2012 10:01:52 am PDT #10016 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

May creepy guy break into the house of the guy who's hired him.

What? karma, poetic justice - take your pick. It's Monday and I'm feeling kind of mean.


Ginger - Mar 19, 2012 10:29:21 am PDT #10017 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay, Jilli! May they realize instantly that you're exactly who they need.

I've tried to talk to my neighbor, to no avail. I fear for him too, because creepy guy has a monstrous temper. I'm hoping he'll be around less when the druggies two doors down finally get kicked out of their foreclosed house. I hate to wish bad things on them, because they have two kids, but the drug use on the carport is bringing down the tone of the neighborhood.


Toddson - Mar 19, 2012 10:40:55 am PDT #10018 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

So ... how do people feel about glowfish sushi?