I never get tired of looking at those staircase bookshelves. Which is good because my eyes are limping, staggering, sobbing messes in need of some serious visual comfort food after looking at those horrific slides.
Occasionally I'm callous and strange.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - May 27, 2011 9:56:07 am PDT #9889 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
§ ita § - May 27, 2011 9:56:47 am PDT #9890 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I drank orange juice. I'm so not supposed to. But it was...it's so tasty. And there.
Interestingly enough, whenever I get admitted to the hospital, they automatically prescribe antacids. I'm not sure if that's because of my meds, or what.
eta: Sadly, those slides are merely normal currency.
Let me go see what errands I can take care of during lunch.
tommyrot - May 27, 2011 9:59:39 am PDT #9891 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A bunch of Facebook posts by people not realizing The Onion is fake.
Funny and/or sad.
eta: The number of people who believed The Onion article Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex is especially sad.
Toddson - May 27, 2011 10:05:41 am PDT #9892 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
sloth orphanage
Never has a deadly sin been so cute!
Cashmere - May 27, 2011 10:45:01 am PDT #9893 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
The sloth is totally my totem animal!
§ ita § - May 27, 2011 10:54:34 am PDT #9894 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I got a whole lot of nothing accomplished. I'm wearing the wrong jeans to try on bras.
My god, I look awful in these jeans. I need to (what's gender unspecific for sac up?) and get rid of them. But that would require replacement, and apparently my fear of changing rooms is back in full force.
aurelia - May 27, 2011 11:00:17 am PDT #9895 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
10 strange animal hybrids
The size of that cat is just not right.
Joplin Shop Seeks Comics Donations for Area Kids Affected by Tornado [link]
Lee - May 27, 2011 11:18:42 am PDT #9896 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
The sloth is totally my totem animal!
Mine too! I even have an LJ icon!
Allyson - May 27, 2011 11:20:49 am PDT #9897 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
A bunch of Facebook posts by people not realizing The Onion is fake.
I find it irritating. I need the moment when the OP figures out that s/he's an idiot who doesn't get satire and becomes indignant. That's always my favorite part. I feel like I'm being denied the ending when the emperor figures out that s/he's both buck naked and has a piece of toilet paper trailing from his/her crack.
Without that moment of realization, I just feel sad.
Steph L. - May 27, 2011 11:23:17 am PDT #9898 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Allyson, I had the same reaction.