I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 26, 2011 6:45:10 pm PDT #9831 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

that twisted logic way that drives the won't-go-down-on-women culture

She says this language is loud and proud, but pussy gets eaten. So what gonna do? You have to assume the anti-gay language is similarly shielding precisely nothing. People trying to throw up shade where there ain't no onthing.

Now I just have to convince my sister she knows women who watch porn. I'm not sure why this is a hard transition for her.


meara - May 26, 2011 6:47:49 pm PDT #9832 of 30001

Your sister has met me. I have watched porn. (Though admittedly, mostly I *read* porn--trashy romances and erotica and fanfic).

I am also a little drunk right now. Three glasses of wine, woot! Also, damn addictive dal mix is empty. BOOO.


smonster - May 26, 2011 6:51:17 pm PDT #9833 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Wow, that reminds me of fourth grade, where any statement involving the word "play" was assumed or interpreted to be a dirty euphemism, not that we knew a lot about sex. Well, I didn't, anyway.


shrift - May 26, 2011 6:51:17 pm PDT #9834 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Thanks, guys. I probably could have pushed myself harder if I hadn't been tired from working out too much yesterday. And I walked/ran 10 miles today, so I guess that's pretty okay.


Connie Neil - May 26, 2011 7:49:13 pm PDT #9835 of 30001
brillig

I'm still waiting for my moment to ask someone on an anti-porn rant if gay, man-on-man porn is demeaning to women.


bon bon - May 26, 2011 8:17:53 pm PDT #9836 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Shrift, you're only last because those others didn't show up at all. You should get a trophy for being there and doing it. Good on you!

This demands to be repeated. 40 degrees in Chicago? IMO comfortable running temperatures are 20 degrees lower than normal comfortable temps. Those runners are penises for being chicagoans who can't deal with 60 degree ambient temps.


Zenkitty - May 26, 2011 9:25:11 pm PDT #9837 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

And there's also a cultural, apparently, aversion to oral sex. So you can't say anything that alludes to that...like, say, "eat."

First thing that comes to mind is "masticate", and I bet they aren't saying that either...


Zenkitty - May 26, 2011 9:27:55 pm PDT #9838 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

And must say: yes, shrift, you won by just showing up, much less completing the thing. Kudos!


Liese S. - May 26, 2011 10:02:31 pm PDT #9839 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Pucci - what could I do?

True. It was beyond your powers.

The severe homophobia is weird.

yes, shrift, you won by just showing up, much less completing the thing. Kudos!

Totally this. Go, shrift!

Was it this thread where I posted my good intentions? Because I totally bailed on them. But to honor promises to my students, which is infinitely more important than an organized closet, so yay.

I got to return his guitar to a student whose brother just died, and even in the midst of his grief see his brilliant smile. I would work for years just to see that smile.


billytea - May 26, 2011 10:15:49 pm PDT #9840 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The severe homophobia is weird.

I think I shall take to calling it homophonophobia.