And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - May 26, 2011 9:14:18 am PDT #9742 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Aww.

Hey, do we have an onerous task day coming up? I need one.


Jesse - May 26, 2011 9:21:56 am PDT #9743 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was just thinking how my bi-weekly reporting day makes every other Thursday onerous task day. Or at least, task day. I have to have shit to report!


§ ita § - May 26, 2011 9:40:14 am PDT #9744 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to work where someone wears this. I'm pretty sure there's no rule against it...


tommyrot - May 26, 2011 9:48:19 am PDT #9745 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

eta: Oops.

Head of the St STD to be auctioned off

This Sunday, an auction house in Ireland will sell off what is said to be the head of St Vitalis, patron saint of genital diseases. St Vitalis was canonized for "numerous miracles performed on those with bladder and genital disorders."

The head sat for many years in the family hall in County Louth, but was recently uncovered in an outhouse.

Mr Matthews said that although he couldn't be certain it was the head of a saint: "It's certainly ancient, and it's certainly the head of somebody."

The Holy Cross Monastery, a Benedictine order in Rostrevor, County Down, did not even know who St Vitalis was, and after an internet search, declined to comment further on the matter of his or anyone else's severed head.


Liese S. - May 26, 2011 9:52:51 am PDT #9746 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I'm pretty sure there's no rule against it...

Love!

I have cleaned and sanitized the sickroom. It smells like bleach, but so far I have not actually gotten The Strep and therefore I feel I am winning. Another one of the dorm parents came down with it. So I am big with the hand washing.

Okay. I have to eat lunch, put away laundry (shocker), clean the master bedroom and bathroom, sort the benevolence groceries and get on my way by 3:00. I can do that. Right? I already worked on financials and email marketing stuff, and laundered a bunch of linens.


§ ita § - May 26, 2011 9:53:49 am PDT #9747 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, they're doing a presentation on a big software change that's totally intersecting with the meeting I had just before this one. I just don't know if anyone knows other than me. And I don't know if anyone wants to know. File under questions ita doesn't want to ask.


sumi - May 26, 2011 9:55:14 am PDT #9748 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

SoCal GSDs looking for forever homes.


Jesse - May 26, 2011 10:01:10 am PDT #9749 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can do that. Right?

Right!!!


aurelia - May 26, 2011 10:01:27 am PDT #9750 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

That tie is cool! I wonder how heavy it is.


Consuela - May 26, 2011 10:03:01 am PDT #9751 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Man, that GSD bitch is gorgeous.

But I got me a dog, don't need another. Although my sister texted me yesterday that she's "got a line on a puppy", which I think means a StB bitch. I really wish she would switch back to Goldens--at least you can take them running.