Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - May 26, 2011 6:14:10 am PDT #9720 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

As is typical for a Chicago spring.


tommyrot - May 26, 2011 6:22:20 am PDT #9721 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Gummy Shot Glasses

You can eat the shot glass after you do a shot.


le nubian - May 26, 2011 6:23:19 am PDT #9722 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

right on..


Jessica - May 26, 2011 6:35:14 am PDT #9723 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ew.


§ ita § - May 26, 2011 6:41:02 am PDT #9724 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, god, just watching that guy (no audio) makes me feel ill.

I know markup is the business, but I can't help but feel highly robbed by a $3 bowl of oatmeal. They didn't even put in hot milk. It's just water. From here on in, I bring my own.

Fuck, I can't find my iPod.


shrift - May 26, 2011 7:00:53 am PDT #9725 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Did people know that David Tennant and Catherine Tate were playing Beatrice and Benedict in Much Ado About Nothing.

I am going to see it in July!

So the high in Chicago today is supposed to be 46.

Augh. I will take 46 if the wind will stop gusting like a mofo.


aurelia - May 26, 2011 7:07:32 am PDT #9726 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I'll second that Ew.

"I've been holding out for the gurnge" did make me laugh though.


§ ita § - May 26, 2011 7:08:30 am PDT #9727 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Internet haters confronted with the objects of their hate.

I don't have audio on, but the guy's face in the first clip is wonderful. I can't believe I'm on Snooki's side. I'm not even entirely sure who she is.


Consuela - May 26, 2011 7:10:29 am PDT #9728 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I'm flying to New England for the weekend and I cannot figure out what to pack. Layers, I guess? I mean, will it be warm enough for a sundress, or what?

I have 200 lbs of dog in my house right now, and the Saint Bernard started moaning at 5:45 AM, because in his opinion, it was time to get up. Argh.


aurelia - May 26, 2011 7:20:46 am PDT #9729 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

WBC to protest in Joplin while Obama is there. [link]