Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - May 26, 2011 6:35:14 am PDT #9723 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ew.


§ ita § - May 26, 2011 6:41:02 am PDT #9724 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, god, just watching that guy (no audio) makes me feel ill.

I know markup is the business, but I can't help but feel highly robbed by a $3 bowl of oatmeal. They didn't even put in hot milk. It's just water. From here on in, I bring my own.

Fuck, I can't find my iPod.


shrift - May 26, 2011 7:00:53 am PDT #9725 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Did people know that David Tennant and Catherine Tate were playing Beatrice and Benedict in Much Ado About Nothing.

I am going to see it in July!

So the high in Chicago today is supposed to be 46.

Augh. I will take 46 if the wind will stop gusting like a mofo.


aurelia - May 26, 2011 7:07:32 am PDT #9726 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I'll second that Ew.

"I've been holding out for the gurnge" did make me laugh though.


§ ita § - May 26, 2011 7:08:30 am PDT #9727 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Internet haters confronted with the objects of their hate.

I don't have audio on, but the guy's face in the first clip is wonderful. I can't believe I'm on Snooki's side. I'm not even entirely sure who she is.


Consuela - May 26, 2011 7:10:29 am PDT #9728 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I'm flying to New England for the weekend and I cannot figure out what to pack. Layers, I guess? I mean, will it be warm enough for a sundress, or what?

I have 200 lbs of dog in my house right now, and the Saint Bernard started moaning at 5:45 AM, because in his opinion, it was time to get up. Argh.


aurelia - May 26, 2011 7:20:46 am PDT #9729 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

WBC to protest in Joplin while Obama is there. [link]


Jesse - May 26, 2011 7:20:59 am PDT #9730 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's supposed to be quite warm, but who really knows? And depending on where you'll be exactly, +/- 10 degrees. Sundresses and sweaters.


Burrell - May 26, 2011 7:23:49 am PDT #9731 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You can eat the shot glass after you do a shot.

yeeps! I find that both amusing and nauseating. Pretty sure that would bring on my reflux like whoa.

Plan for day: 1) pick up death certificate in Whittier, 2) take son to Dr for yearly check up. Why does the circle of life have to be so anvilicious?


Theresa - May 26, 2011 7:25:19 am PDT #9732 of 30001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

One north near Kearney MO

My college roommate was from Kearney and I have some cousins there. Everyone must be okay because I haven't heard anything from Dad to the contrary.

WBC to protest in Joplin while Obama is there.

I hope no one from Joplin does anything that will get them in trouble. Some of those people don't have anything left to lose.