I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - May 25, 2011 6:44:40 am PDT #9595 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ugh, ita. Does he mean you have to take it as a sick day, or that you have to go in?


le nubian - May 25, 2011 6:50:35 am PDT #9596 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Sophia,

does your boss' son suffer from anxiety or something?


shrift - May 25, 2011 6:53:09 am PDT #9597 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

This morning's monsoon made me question why I don't own a pair of galoshes.


erikaj - May 25, 2011 6:53:29 am PDT #9598 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

wrod. You know what I don't love? Writing advice from people that don't know what they are talking about. At first, I was flattered, cause who doesn't love hearing that their work is awesome and should find a bigger audience? But he's got a total fantasy going on about how that happens, and what happens afterward.(Mid-list writers hustle, dude, I don't know any that get paid to contemplate...it's like a job-job, except you can wear your concert t-shirt. I'm in the relatively crap, intern, dues-paying phase...it's sad, because I started late, but...you know.) And yeah, I sort of hoped Someone would be thrilled when the EQ story came out, but I'm going to be in an anthology based on having that credit, so that's good, right? Even without agents chomping at the bit and my high school crush calling to say that on some level, he always knew I was deep. Managing expectations is an important step if I am going to find the ramp to mental health. Agents don't really need people writing them letters all "my stories...let me show you them." Right?


Sparky1 - May 25, 2011 6:57:05 am PDT #9599 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Okay, we're done. I did not puke on camera, but I did cry.

ita, I'm sorry.


amyth - May 25, 2011 6:59:30 am PDT #9600 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

{{Sparky}}

So sorry, ita.


§ ita § - May 25, 2011 7:05:15 am PDT #9601 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have to take it as a sick day. I pointed out I'd been working since six, and I had stuff I wanted to take care of before tomorrow, and he said, okay, half day. Hmmph.

I do want to work! I just don't want to work for free. So the laptop stays open another fifteen minutes, and then it's off and I'm going to try dozing again.

Congrats, Sparky! Crying might not feel all strong and good, but it's effective in putting across the method, so it's all good.


aurelia - May 25, 2011 7:10:39 am PDT #9602 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I think everyone should get to curl up with their towel and nap for the afternoon.


Liese S. - May 25, 2011 7:28:15 am PDT #9603 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, bah on him, ita. If the work is getting done, what's the issue? You'd think he'd rather have you on the job than just out sick for those days. You'd also think he'd understand those are his options. I mean, I'm sure he'd be happier to have a completely healthy employee there all bright eyed all the time, but so would you prefer that. It's not like you're abusing the system. Argh. I hate that stuff.

Good for you, Sparky. So hard, but I'm glad you did it.

I would totally curl up with my towel and nap if I could.

Oh! I left toast in the toaster. Hmph. I am not having the most organized of days.


Frankenbuddha - May 25, 2011 7:29:01 am PDT #9604 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Had anybody else heard about this? [link]

That's a hell of a cast.