So on Saturday, the world will be mostly destroyed by a series of the biggest earthquakes evah! As each timezone reaches 6:00 PM, there will be a huge, giant earthquake in that timezone. So if I was hosting an apocalypse party, I'd have a cheap globe, and as each timezone reached 6:00 PM, I'd mark up that timezone wiht a Sharpie. And then everyone would do a shot.
Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe? Zoe: Had a kind poetry to it, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 18, 2011 1:01:19 pm PDT #8712 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
erikaj - May 18, 2011 1:03:38 pm PDT #8713 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
1. My friend finished her fanfiction epic that has been her life for about two years. And it's fucking good. Tender, detailed, cautiously sexy...it's a yummy treat.
amyth - May 18, 2011 1:04:35 pm PDT #8714 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Yay, ChiKat!
Sparky, I want you all to find Sass so much. I hope the extra exposure helps. Thinking of the crank callers boils my blood.
My keychain is a strawberry with a face.
billytea - May 18, 2011 1:15:35 pm PDT #8715 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
1) What's the last thing that made you smile unexpectedly?
2) Tell me something you like about yourself right now?
1) Wallybee's parents checking out the latest photos of Ryan that we'd put onto the computer.
2) I am a sexy shoeless god of Matlab.
Sheryl - May 18, 2011 1:17:24 pm PDT #8716 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Yay ChiKat!
Polter-Cow - May 18, 2011 1:23:30 pm PDT #8717 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
2) I am a sexy shoeless god of Matlab.
Can you draw teddy bears?
Ginger - May 18, 2011 1:41:56 pm PDT #8718 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I hope the crank callers roast over a slow fire in hell, Sparky. It does look like you're going to get some good coverage.
Kat - May 18, 2011 2:11:08 pm PDT #8719 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Oh, sparky, the crank callers suck. I am so sorry.
1. Thing that made me smile -- us in professional development. We made a bingo card.
2. Thing that I like -- I have already swum today and I am home at 4:00! Yeah efficiency!
Liese S. - May 18, 2011 2:18:34 pm PDT #8720 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
The Christian band that came out to us and wrote a song about our kiddoes is doing an apocalypse party! They are that kind of band, though, irreverent, funny, self-deprecating.
Calli - May 18, 2011 2:18:56 pm PDT #8721 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
1. Seeing the flower buds on my hydrangeas.
2. On my third run this week (which is also my third run in the past 18 months) this morning I finally rediscovered my stride.