Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sparky1 - May 18, 2011 12:38:44 pm PDT #8704 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

I meant the people making the crank calls suck

Yes, yes they do. Believe me, when the DH starts ill-wishing people you know they're evil.


Jesse - May 18, 2011 12:44:38 pm PDT #8705 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Where were they headed?

No idea. Past the Christian Science Center, but probably not TO it...


Lee - May 18, 2011 12:47:12 pm PDT #8706 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

when the DH starts ill-wishing people you know they're evil.

I can only imagine


Consuela - May 18, 2011 12:47:30 pm PDT #8707 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

so I guess it was a good thing that rotten kid left the message about eating my dog on the voicemail

Oh, ew. People SUCK.

Anyone going to any apocalypse parties on Saturday?


tommyrot - May 18, 2011 12:52:28 pm PDT #8708 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Anyone going to any apocalypse parties on Saturday?

Dunno of any. I hope people post online how the apocalypse is (not) going, so I can point and laugh.


Scrappy - May 18, 2011 12:52:36 pm PDT #8709 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

1) A goofy and kind email I got from a co-worker

2) The bruise on my leg from Roller Derby class.


Anne W. - May 18, 2011 12:54:26 pm PDT #8710 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

1) An unexpected compliment on my work from a co-worker

2) The ache in my legs and butt from the squats and one-legged deadlifts I did last night.


Amy - May 18, 2011 12:55:12 pm PDT #8711 of 30001
Because books.

Suddenly I wish I was going to, or hosting, an apocalypse party.

What's the last thing that made you smile unexpectedly?

Tell me something you like about yourself right now?

1) The cats sleeping together on the bed, with their back legs all tangled up.

2) My bright blue toenails.


tommyrot - May 18, 2011 1:01:19 pm PDT #8712 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So on Saturday, the world will be mostly destroyed by a series of the biggest earthquakes evah! As each timezone reaches 6:00 PM, there will be a huge, giant earthquake in that timezone. So if I was hosting an apocalypse party, I'd have a cheap globe, and as each timezone reached 6:00 PM, I'd mark up that timezone wiht a Sharpie. And then everyone would do a shot.


erikaj - May 18, 2011 1:03:38 pm PDT #8713 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

1. My friend finished her fanfiction epic that has been her life for about two years. And it's fucking good. Tender, detailed, cautiously sexy...it's a yummy treat.