My work's illegal, but at least it's honest.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 16, 2011 10:04:50 am PDT #8483 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Gentleman sports unique and excellent hairstyle

I would describe it as "freaky and WTF-y."


Kate P. - May 16, 2011 10:27:04 am PDT #8484 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Bookstores that make my literary panties wet:

Mmmmmmmnnnnnnnngh. I've been to three of them! Must visit the other 11 someday. The description of the first one, in which books are arranged by country, gave me a little nerdgasm.


le nubian - May 16, 2011 10:38:04 am PDT #8485 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I am not sure foster care is the best place for the little girl, but her mother is completely delusional. I am thankful that at present, she will not be injected with botox.


Jesse - May 16, 2011 11:20:22 am PDT #8486 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Or waxed! That was the mother who was waxing her little girl, right? YIKES. Although I think that article just said they took the girl while they investigate, not that the mother had been found unfit.

Gentleman sports unique and excellent hairstyle

I'm sorry, but isn't that actually a hat?

ION, I want these shoes so bad: [link]


le nubian - May 16, 2011 11:32:06 am PDT #8487 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

yes, she was waxed, hoping that it will eliminate her daughter's future pubic hair or get it to grow in thinner when it does start.

I thought she only waxed the top of her legs, until I read her statement about pubic hair. I could not believe it.


billytea - May 16, 2011 11:37:50 am PDT #8488 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

yes, she was waxed, hoping that it will eliminate her daughter's future pubic hair or get it to grow in thinner when it does start.

The -- what the hell sort of beauty pageants was she competing in?


meara - May 16, 2011 11:45:25 am PDT #8489 of 30001

They're on sale, Jesse! Do it! ...so you can tell us about how comfy they are or not, and how people react to them.


Jesse - May 16, 2011 11:46:56 am PDT #8490 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can't. Still too expensive, even on sale, and I'd really need to try them on. Maybe I'll just print out the picture so I can look at it all the time.....

Edit: And "luckily," they are sold out in my size. Ditto these: [link]


§ ita § - May 16, 2011 11:57:26 am PDT #8491 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't want to tell a site called United Nude where I live. How rude.

Man, I'm looking at meeting notes I took, and I'm fucked. And then I'm looking at meeting notes I didn't take, and I'm twice fucked. I have no idea how to synthesise questions for counsel out of all this. I only have the one big question--that's easy. It's everyone else's questions I'm supposed to pass on that make me confused.


Lee - May 16, 2011 12:00:56 pm PDT #8492 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Can you send out something like this:

Dear work people:

I know I have already received questions for counsel from several people, but I want to make sure I don't miss anything, so could you please email me the questions you would like me to ask counsel.