Or waxed! That was the mother who was waxing her little girl, right? YIKES. Although I think that article just said they took the girl while they investigate, not that the mother had been found unfit.

Gentleman sports unique and excellent hairstyle

I'm sorry, but isn't that actually a hat?

ION, I want these shoes so bad: [link]

yes, she was waxed, hoping that it will eliminate her daughter's future pubic hair or get it to grow in thinner when it does start.

I thought she only waxed the top of her legs, until I read her statement about pubic hair. I could not believe it.

yes, she was waxed, hoping that it will eliminate her daughter's future pubic hair or get it to grow in thinner when it does start.

The -- what the hell sort of beauty pageants was she competing in?

They're on sale, Jesse! Do it! ...so you can tell us about how comfy they are or not, and how people react to them.

I can't. Still too expensive, even on sale, and I'd really need to try them on. Maybe I'll just print out the picture so I can look at it all the time.....

Edit: And "luckily," they are sold out in my size. Ditto these: [link]

I don't want to tell a site called United Nude where I live. How rude.

Man, I'm looking at meeting notes I took, and I'm fucked. And then I'm looking at meeting notes I didn't take, and I'm twice fucked. I have no idea how to synthesise questions for counsel out of all this. I only have the one big question--that's easy. It's everyone else's questions I'm supposed to pass on that make me confused.

Can you send out something like this:

Dear work people:

I know I have already received questions for counsel from several people, but I want to make sure I don't miss anything, so could you please email me the questions you would like me to ask counsel.

That, with a wee bit of modification, may just work.

Genius!

with a wee bit of modification

You completely overhauled everything, didn't you?

Well, for a start, I put in "literally" and some gender unspecific pronouns.

Other than that, verbatim.