Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.

'Destiny'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 16, 2011 6:54:31 am PDT #8449 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

he had like 25 minutes left in the dryer and then another 50 minutes or whatever for the load I took out of the washer

You are not responsible for the gap between washer and dryer. Seriously. I'd give him a little more time to move from one to the other, but you don't dibs a dryer by using a washer. That's not fair.

I cannot decide what is breakfast this morning. Time to go stare at the display in the cafe.


Vortex - May 16, 2011 7:05:28 am PDT #8450 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I feel like a first-century Roman who just had someone pull her aside and say quietly, "You know, I think I can trust you. How well do you know the catacombs?"

Can I just say how much I love this metaphor, and that I have friends that use and understand them?


Jesse - May 16, 2011 7:06:23 am PDT #8451 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'd give him a little more time to move from one to the other, but you don't dibs a dryer by using a washer.

Oh, I think you do, when there's only one of each machine. Eh, it was fine, although I still have another load to do tonight, but luckily, it's the stuff I don't dry.


Tom Scola - May 16, 2011 7:16:59 am PDT #8452 of 30001
hwæt

The curry I had for lunch was disappointingly bland.


§ ita § - May 16, 2011 7:19:12 am PDT #8453 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think you do, when there's only one of each machine

But what if he's not gonna use the dryer? Or if you only want a dryer? That's not fair. I dis-allow that rule.

Boring cinammon raisin bagel toasted with butter.


DavidS - May 16, 2011 7:26:56 am PDT #8454 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have a smidge of milk left, so I could either barely wet my cereal or make another cappucino.

Coffee wins!

So I scrambled an oeuf with diced ham and cheese and made a sandwich on wheat toast. Satisfying and filling.

Bookstores that make my literary panties wet:

Those all look amazing but the stairway in the Portugese bookstore was particularly stunning.

If I had bajillions I'd want to own a big rambly book/comics/media store.

Of course, first I'd buy Jilli her own Goblin Market with adjoining tea room and a wicked little croquet pitch in the back.


Jesse - May 16, 2011 7:31:30 am PDT #8455 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm having a health-food version of a buffalo chicken sandwich for lunch -- same breaded patty, same buffalo sauce and blue cheese dressing, but the roll is whole wheat, and the sides are celery and carrots! Diet food.


§ ita § - May 16, 2011 7:34:38 am PDT #8456 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Breaded patties aren't diet food.

Hmm. I seem to suspect I don't agree with anyone today. I wonder what's up with that...


Amy - May 16, 2011 7:35:55 am PDT #8457 of 30001
Because books.

Dean Winchester likes pie.

Now you can agree with one thing.


Jesse - May 16, 2011 7:36:02 am PDT #8458 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But there are no fries on the side! And did I mention the roll is whole wheat??