PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME OTHERWISE.
Why would we? That's exactly how it does work.
Now I'm envisioning the little fossilized diatoms coming to life and wielding tiny swords and killing the ants that way.
They are wee tiny swords!
Now I'm envisioning the little fossilized diatoms coming to life and wielding tiny swords and killing the ants that way. PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME OTHERWISE.
It is even better than that, because they are tiny fossil zombie vampire diatoms that suck the very life out of any ants with whom they come into contact.
I love you all for being my enablers!
There are no swords, but possibly a tiny cement mixer truck. I keep wanting to redo the bathroom so I can order "cementitious board". And then I can strew diatomatious earth around.
but possibly a tiny cement mixer truck.
Even better! RUN OVER ALL THE ANTS!
I'm having flashbacks of an old roommate who spilled kool-aid all over the counter next to the back door and dealt with the problem by throwing a towel on top of it. I came home later and picked up the towel. Big mistake.
Tuesday, my left shoulder ached. I figured I slept funny. Today, it was the right shoulder, same place. I don't sleep on that side. Deep ache, right at the top of the joint, distracting and ibu doesn't touch it. Wondering if I basically overcompensated the right when the left hurt.
I will not countenance swimming being the cause. Damnit.
I love the visual of zombie diatoms!
I'm on a zombie kick. For the last essay assignment for my AP kids, I'm assigning them this:
Synthesizing at least three sources, write an essay in which you discuss the issues which should be most important to consider when making decisions about surviving the coming zombie apocalypse.
And I even have sources for them!
sara, I swam another mile today -- 39 minutes, but cheating with force fins.... but man, force fins get my heartrate up.
I am hellaciously tired. I hope Grace is asleep soon because I'm going to bed.
Since i'm spamming, jesse, have you seen this: [link]
I can't do fins (they freak me out) but I'm contemplating hand fin things. Cause if I keep my fingers tight, it aggravates the tendons.
Good job! I seem to be slowing lately, and I can't figure out why. Maybe my rhythm is off.
I love fins! I kept thinking "I wish I HAD actual fins, so that I could always swim this efficiently." Then my calves started burning so I reconsidered.
Plus, how would I find shoes.