Oh yeah. He looks good in a thigh holster, though.
Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - May 09, 2011 6:13:29 am PDT #7527 of 30001
Because books.
SuziQ - May 09, 2011 6:16:47 am PDT #7528 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Guh.
§ ita § - May 09, 2011 6:21:14 am PDT #7529 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just looked up my first real date (the unreal dates were the ones I didn't realise I was on--I just let him take me out, pay for everything, and buy me secondhand books of poetry so we could discuss orgasm symbology). He looks just the same, and seems to still be doing more of what he was doing then.
He brought me a rose, which turned me right off (at the time--don't mind so much now), and called me his Nubian Princess, which meant I was never getting over the rose.
tommyrot - May 09, 2011 6:49:26 am PDT #7530 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
On today's xkcd, Zombie Marie Curie returns with advice for today's young women....
-t - May 09, 2011 7:07:59 am PDT #7531 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
There are multiple Google logos today. And they are cute.
Zenkitty - May 09, 2011 7:12:08 am PDT #7532 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Leafing through the mental rolodex of lovers, I can safely say none looked even remotely like a) any family member or b) each other.
Ditto this. I do have a type but none of my lovers have matched it. Well, the male ones. The female ones have.
Amy - May 09, 2011 7:13:14 am PDT #7533 of 30001
Because books.
My female type is pretty specific -- Carla Gugino or Mila Kunis. Or a combination thereof.
Typo Boy - May 09, 2011 7:13:46 am PDT #7534 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Not familiar with the artist Google is paying tribute to. Maybe I should Google that. [link]
§ ita § - May 09, 2011 7:16:04 am PDT #7535 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My female type is typically aggro. Or Christina Hendricks.
P.M. Marc - May 09, 2011 7:22:50 am PDT #7536 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I have many types. The women strayed furthest from the ideal, though.
N probably matched closest to any of my female ideals. And I am constantly drawn to women who look like she did back in '96, when she still had those long, glorious curls. (I've seen pictures of her online, and she's still just mind-numbingly gorgeous, but in a more modern way.)
Paul's the least close to my physical type of anyone I've been with for more than an evening. I mean, he's pretty, but in a softer way than my usual OH HAI, CHEEKBONES! aspect and far hairier than I tend to like in men.
Honestly, I think I tended to go for men based on the "would we make pretty children?" test. Paul clearly passed that in practice.