They guy who was supposed to marry me this weekend was a moderately tall (5'11?) black comic book geek. He'd have been the first of that configuration. Never been with a black comic book geek, I don't think. Well, the 18 year old might have read comics, but geek he wasn't.
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 09, 2011 5:56:22 am PDT #7521 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Amy - May 09, 2011 6:00:21 am PDT #7522 of 30001
Because books.
Aren't Bellinis awesome?
So, I think my ideal would be a tall Grant Imahara (from Mythbusters).
Mmmm.
Kathy A - May 09, 2011 6:05:11 am PDT #7523 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Amy knows what I'm talkin' about!!
I spent three years of college lusting after a fellow English major who was a Hawaiian of Chinese and Polynesian descent. OMG, he was beautiful.
§ ita § - May 09, 2011 6:07:41 am PDT #7524 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My ideal would be half the guys from provocateuse (half? who am I kidding?). That's my type.
If we don't mean to add in personalities. Personality wise, I think if he's open-minded and possesses an ability for humourous cruelty, I think most of the work is complete.
Amy - May 09, 2011 6:10:51 am PDT #7525 of 30001
Because books.
My ideal guy has freckles and green eyes, is a charming hedonist who likes pie, knows his way around a car, and has incredible chemistry with pretty much everything.
Wait ...
§ ita § - May 09, 2011 6:12:14 am PDT #7526 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And commitment and abandonment issues?
Amy - May 09, 2011 6:13:29 am PDT #7527 of 30001
Because books.
Oh yeah. He looks good in a thigh holster, though.
SuziQ - May 09, 2011 6:16:47 am PDT #7528 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Guh.
§ ita § - May 09, 2011 6:21:14 am PDT #7529 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just looked up my first real date (the unreal dates were the ones I didn't realise I was on--I just let him take me out, pay for everything, and buy me secondhand books of poetry so we could discuss orgasm symbology). He looks just the same, and seems to still be doing more of what he was doing then.
He brought me a rose, which turned me right off (at the time--don't mind so much now), and called me his Nubian Princess, which meant I was never getting over the rose.
tommyrot - May 09, 2011 6:49:26 am PDT #7530 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
On today's xkcd, Zombie Marie Curie returns with advice for today's young women....